Topic: Favorite Movie Quote...

[Caaveman82]

So I love movie quotes. What is your favorite(s)? Ready? Go!

[mkramer1121]

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy sh*t on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]

Gotta love Supertroopers...

[Caaveman82]

Amen! Lol..

What is so damn funny meow?!

[Caaveman82]

Those are good ones. I better post a couple...

"You brought the fu<king pomeranian bowling?"

"I brought it bowling. I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fu<king beer. It's not taking your fu<king turn dude." -Walter and Dude. Big Lebowski.

Since I brought that up, here is another funny video.

[Ecosse]

Office Space:

Lawrence- "You don't have to have money to do nothing. Hell look at my cousin he's broke and don't do s#!t."

Peter- "1)Hey Lawrence, what would you do with a millions dollars? 2)I'll tell you what I'd man...two chicks at the same time. 2 That's what you'd do with a millions dollars, two chicks at the same time? 1)Damn right always wanted to do that and with a million dollars, I think I could hook that up cause chicks dig guys with money. 2)Well not all chicks. 1)Well the kind that would double up on guy like me would."

"MICHAEL: Yeah, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. SAMIR: You know there's nothing wrong with that name. MICHAEL: There was nothing wrong with it until I was about 12-years-old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and starting winning Grammies. SAMIR: Why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael. MICHEAL: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

[mkramer1121]

PC Load Letter?  WTF does that mean?

[Ecosse]

LOVE that movie!

http://www.RedSwinglineStapler.com

" I believe you have my stapler."

[pdxPope]

An oldie but a goodie...

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

[smpls70]

"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in,and you got the stock market beat,but the man worth while,is the man who can smile,when his shorts arent to tight in the seat,ha ha ha ho ho ha "Judge  Smailes  everyone

[Shenanigans]

" Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!


3mins later he gets he fingers cut off, and everyone including him laughs




I keep my 10mm wrench on a twine on the outside of my jacket for tribute


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[EdB]

one of my favorites is from braveheart. its between mel gibsons character and the crazy irish guy. They are squatted down holding their shields up. They are looking at each other and an arrow punctures the irish guys shield. He looks at mel gibson and says something along the lines of, " I've spoken to the lord. He says he can get me out of this. but i think your F$%^ed." then he kinda laughs a little.

[333]

So many to choose from.

"Look!  A baby wolf"  John Belushi then slugs a dude on a bike with a side car and takes it. 1941.

[Ecosse]

Good call on Brave Heart! I loved that Irish nutter.

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. but, he's pretty sure you're fcuked."

And let's not forget:

"1. Alright father, I'll ask him. If I fight for you, do I get to kill the English. 2. Is your father a ghost, or do you converse with the almighty? 1. In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God. Yes father! Father says don't change the subject, just answer the fcukin' question. 2. Searin' Irish. 1. Fast enough to get a dagger past your guards, old man."

"1. That's my friend, Irish. And the answer is yes, you fight for me, you get to kill the English. 2. Excellent! Steven is my name. I'm the most wanted man on my island, even though I'm not on my island, of course, more's the pity. 3. Your island? You mean Ireland? 2. Yeah, it's mine. 3. You're a madman. 2. (laughs) I've come to the right place, then."

[tbpmusic]

"All your rules are really starting to piss me off...."

Snake Plisken, "Escape From New York"

[Ecosse]

So many to choose from.

"Look!  A baby wolf"  John Belushi then slugs a dude on a bike with a side car and takes it. 1941.

That was a catchphrase among my clan for many years. 1941 was underrated.

[fuzzybutt]

dirty old men need love too

"worlds fastest indian"

[texaninseattle]

this is a classic from cool hand luke...im sure you know it...say it with me
"What we have here is...Failure to COMMUNICATE!"

and search for the holy grail

"She turned me into a gnewt...I got better."

and from the trailor park boys

"I hate to say I todaso boys...but i F>cking todaso.

[Soos]

Not sure what movie it's from, It's been nearly 20 years ago now...

"Whaaat waaaas thaaat?
Try it again.
This time with feeeeling."
And the extra vowels are my poor attempt to re-create his voice.


Came from a REALLY cheesy martial arts movie.
I was 16, and have used the line from time to time...
Always makes people look at me funny.... mabey because I intimidate the voice the actor used.

Anyone know what movie this was?

l8r

[kslrr]

"Let's make some Magic!"

Robin Williams as the Gene.  I use it from time to time when I am starting up a Building controls sytem.

or

"That piece of junk" or something like that.

Luke Skywalkers initial judgement of the Millenium Falcon.

[CrisPDuk]

Hey dudes...

What's the matter, Cartman?

It's this V-chip.  I hate it, I can't say any dirty words!

Really?  So you can't say f**k?

No.

And you can't say sh*t?

Nope.

So you can't say, "I'm Eric Cartman, the fattest f**king piece of sh*t in the world?"

F**k you!  (V-chip shocks him)  Aaaaaaaagh!

Haha!  Sweet!

[Ecosse]

South Park: A wealth of timeless wisdom.

Stan: Dude, dolphins are intelligent and friendly.
Cartman: Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

Sportscaster Frank: I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant!

Chef: My Salty Chocolate Balls must have re-juvenated him!
Kyle: You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.
Chef: You're daaamn right.

[rhos1355]

This one takes first prize for being the cheesiest line in moviedom:

"Stay alive, and I'll find you"

from "The last of the Mohicans"

[Ecosse]

Aaarrrgh! My girlfriend dragged me to that trash.

God how that movie sucked.


BTW: was that the scene where they were behind the water fall? On second thought never mind.

[kslrr]

"Max, we're car #6!"

Then one of the engines fall out.

From the Great Race.

Edit: "Max, push the button"

[MCRider]

"You don't work...you don't eat." Then Came Bronson
Almost at the end of this one..

At 3:38 of this one: