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fuzzybutt

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i dont know whether to laugh or get pissed
« on: September 25, 2008, 12:05:55 AM »
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

updated 10:05 p.m. ET, Wed., Sept. 24, 2008
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. - A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, W. Va., was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

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Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

'I couldn't hold it no more'
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.

Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."

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Re: i dont know whether to laugh or get pissed
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 12:20:04 AM »
Definitely laugh.  -Because MSNBC said "farting".

...Until it becomes "battery" to pass gas around people.  I see many new spousal abuse cases in the future. 

I wonder if there would be a lesser charge like manslaughter is to murder for letting one slip accidentally.



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Re: i dont know whether to laugh or get pissed
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 02:07:13 AM »
So are the counts of obstruction for the farting? If hes passin gas, he aint obstructed at all.  ;D



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Re: i dont know whether to laugh or get pissed
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2008, 12:47:00 AM »
well it seems that the battery by flatulence charges have been dropped. pretty sorry state of affairs that the charges were even brought up. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26877682/

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Re: i dont know whether to laugh or get pissed
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2008, 10:56:42 AM »
And my wife just made chili...with beans :)