> A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
>
> Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
>
> I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
>
> Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
> Government.
>
> We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
>
> the People.
> >
> The nanny, we will consider her the
>
> Working Class.
>
> And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
>
> Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
>
> So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
>
> Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check
> on him.
>
> He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
>
> So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
> Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room finding the door
> locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
> He gives up and goes back to bed.
>
> The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I
> understand the concept of politics now.'
>
> The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
> politics is all about.'
>
> The little boy replies,
>
>The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound
> asleep.
>
> The People are being ignored and the
>
> Future is in deep #$%*.
