Author Topic: bush and a parrot....  (Read 798 times)

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martino1972

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bush and a parrot....
« on: October 06, 2008, 06:42:51 PM »
bush is sitting first class in an airplane.....
the stewardess walkes by,and he say's:miss,can i have a double wiskey.??
he get's totally ignored....
2 rows in front of bush,there's a parrot,and when the stewardess walkes by the parrot yell's:hey,biatch,bring me a wiskey,and be quick...
30 seconds later the parrot get's his drink...
bush is surpriced,but keeps his cool...
so ,a little later the stewardess walkes by again,bush asks again:miss,....miss.... can i get a wiskey...??
she just keeps walking,till the parrot yells:hey,you olg hag....bring me a wiskey...
parrot gets his wiskey...
now bush is upset,so when she walks by again,he yells as loud as he can:hey,you old ugly biatch,give me a damn wiskey.....
the stewardess keeps walking,but also ignores the parrot now,she walkes straith into the cockpitt....
few seconds later,the pilot comes running towards bush and the parrot,yelling"oke,you two,we had enough...
and he grab's bush and the parrot in the neck,and trows them both out of the airplane....
as they are falling towards the earth,the parrot say's to bush:
you got a pretty big mouth for some one that can't fly.......