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Offline cb750k7

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Elderly Sex
« on: October 28, 2008, 02:28:09 PM »
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long  conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach  the subject of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would  like it infrequently' she replied.
 The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered, 'Is that one word or two?'

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Re: Elderly Sex
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2008, 01:49:51 AM »
hehehehehehehehehehe  ::)
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Re: Elderly Sex
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2008, 07:43:37 PM »
reminds me about the woman who just turned 100 years old, being interviewed on the local radio station.  asked about her longevity, she opined that working on the farm, a good diet and a little whisky had given her a long and healthy life.  asked if she had ever been bedridden, she replied:

"oh yes - many times, and even once in a buggy!  say, you're not going to put that on the radio are you?"

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reminds me of;
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 08:19:06 PM »
Teacher to little Johnny;
Johnny, give me a word that means the same as "Indifferent"

Johnny thinks hard and says;
"More better"

Teacher-More better? Incorrect. Why did you say "More better"?

Johnny-Last night I heard my sister tell her boyfriend "When it's indifferent it's more better".
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