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fuzzybutt

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my new urologist (not appropiate for the ladies)
« on: October 25, 2008, 06:57:36 PM »
My internist referred me to a female urologist.I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.  She told me that I have to stop masturbating.   I asked her why and she said.......'because I'm trying to examine you'
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Re: my new urologist (not appropiate for the ladies)
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2008, 07:37:59 PM »
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Re: my new urologist (not appropiate for the ladies)
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2008, 11:00:43 PM »
That's apropos the time when you go looking for a new (male) physician and choose the one with the smallest index finger. Sorry....
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Re: my new urologist (not appropiate for the ladies)
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2008, 09:40:35 AM »
reminds me of a barman I knew once - I asked him why he had a smile on jis face
  turned out he'd had his prostate checked to stop his wife nagging
said he'd found an asian doctor with very small fingers
  punch line was when I asked him how it went he said "I now respect homosexuals"
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