A minister is busy painting the church on Saturday afternoon and half way through realizes that there is not enough paint and all the stores are now closed so he cannot buy any more paint, but does not want the church to be only half painted on Sunday because a very important guest speaker is going to stop by and deliver a short sermon during the service..
Knowing that it is water-based paint the preacher decides to add water to make the paint go farther and after much more painting and mixing he finally finishes.
Just as he is collecting his equipment to go and clean them and himself up, the skies darken thunder rolls and it pours down rain, washing all of his hard work off the church and into the grass.
Exasperated an soaked the now wet and angry preacher stumble into the church and up to the front drops to his knees and angrily shouts at the heavens "WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN ME OH LORD?"
and with a bright light from the sky and a booming voice comes the response
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"RE-PAINT RE-PAINT .. AND THIN NO MORE!!!"
