DEFINITION OF COMMON TOOLS
DRILL PRESS:
A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted CB750 tank which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it.
Scott
P.S. I modified the definition by adding CB750 tank were vertical stabilizer was to make it more appropriate for this forum.