A woman is making copies at the office. A man walks up to her and says, "Your hair smells really great today!" The next day, she is making copies, he walks up and says, "Your hair smells really great today!" The third day, she is making copies, the same man walks up to her and says, "Your hair smells really great today!"
The woman goes to HR and wants to file a sexual harrasment claim. The HR manager asks what happened. She explained that everyday while she is making copies, a male employee walks up to her and says, "Your hair smells really great today!" The HR manager says, "Well, that's not really appropriate, but it isn't sexual harassment either.
The woman says, "You don't understand. The man is Bob, the midget in accounting!"