Ah, saw that in your original post you'd already tried the grease gun trick.
Personally I'd buy a different caliper at that point. Not worth taking chances with it, as others have already said.
That said, I'd totally understand an obsessive compulsion to get that MF out of there no matter what it takes, just for the principle of the thing. I've been there myself

Bake it in the oven maybe? Better yet, freeze it, then try the grease gun trick while it's still nice and cold.
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