Two-Tired?
Two good guys? Surely there's an evil super-villain in there that likes to #$%*-slap folks who ask bad technical questions, isn't there?
Ah, I didn't realize there was a second questionaire. (However, I can't imagine actually being a bad guy.

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Mr. Freeze is reportedly my inner villain.
However, "#$%* slapping" might have an advantage to instill the concept of "think about it".
