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Offline CBGhia

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You can't polish a Turd
« on: November 12, 2008, 06:42:10 PM »
Or can you?

I am watching Mythbusters right now and they are polishing up some poo.  It is a strange method, but it is getting a nice shine.   ;D
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2008, 06:43:04 PM »
boy, they're really reaching down the crapper for that one.
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2008, 08:14:49 PM »
aint that some sh!t....


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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2008, 09:58:55 PM »
You obviously have not been in the Marine Corps.  We polished our turd (condemned barracks) every Thursday. 
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2008, 12:11:09 AM »
Really?


The one I see on occasion is called a manager.....



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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 03:03:19 AM »
i like the mythbusters
maybe thier running out of idea's
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2008, 04:28:18 AM »
Quote from: hopterfixer on November 12, 2008, 09:58:55 PM
You obviously have not been in the Marine Corps.  We polished our turd (condemned barracks) every Thursday. 
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2008, 07:46:28 AM »
well if they need ideas have Kari host the whole show...
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2008, 08:12:48 AM »
elizabeth and i were watching last night too...

she said i should post to the elections thread and inform ED that YOU CAN POLISH A TURD!   ;D ;D ;D

she's damn funny sometimes.   ;D
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2008, 08:24:36 AM »

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well if they need ideas have Kari host the whole show...

........dressed as a French maid!
 ;D


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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2008, 08:28:45 AM »
Wow, you even discuss me with your lover.  What a loser.

Quote from: heffay on November 13, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
elizabeth and i were watching last night too...

she said i should post to the elections thread and inform ED that YOU CAN POLISH A TURD!   ;D ;D ;D

she's damn funny sometimes.   ;D
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2008, 08:29:32 AM »
Quote from: heffay on November 13, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
elizabeth and i were watching last night too...

she said i should post to the elections thread and inform ED that YOU CAN POLISH A TURD!   ;D ;D ;D

she's damn funny sometimes.   ;D
ROFLMAO  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2008, 09:06:52 AM »
"i reject your reality and substitute my own"

yeah i watch this show from time to time  ;D they needed to use a leaf spring car for the cop car losing it's rear axle episode though.  :P
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2008, 09:20:30 AM »
Quote from: pdxPope on November 13, 2008, 08:24:36 AM

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well if they need ideas have Kari host the whole show...

........dressed as a French maid!
 ;D


-JP




Or copying your aviator....
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2008, 09:22:35 AM »
Quote from: pdxPope on November 13, 2008, 08:24:36 AM

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well if they need ideas have Kari host the whole show...

........dressed as a French maid!
 ;D


-JP



or something less
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2008, 09:36:21 AM »
Quote from: dusterdude on November 13, 2008, 09:22:35 AM
Quote from: pdxPope on November 13, 2008, 08:24:36 AM

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well if they need ideas have Kari host the whole show...

........dressed as a French maid!
 ;D


-JP
yeah you can tell why they keep her around... Adam is really cool also.



or something less
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2008, 09:39:46 AM »
Anyone who thinks you can't polish a turd has never seen the shellaced variety sold in curio/tourist trap/gift shops.
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2008, 11:06:48 AM »
Kari should just get it over with and do a porn! ;D
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2008, 12:49:09 PM »
damn eldar,you and i actually agree on something
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2008, 01:38:26 PM »
Did you forget that is has happened before?! ;D
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2008, 01:57:30 PM »
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2008, 03:09:02 PM »
Quote from: edbikerii on November 13, 2008, 08:28:45 AM
Wow, you even discuss me with your lover.  What a loser.

Quote from: heffay on November 13, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
elizabeth and i were watching last night too...

she said i should post to the elections thread and inform ED that YOU CAN POLISH A TURD!   ;D ;D ;D

she's damn funny sometimes.   ;D

Does Ed just see the word "turd" and assume we're talking about him?
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2008, 06:07:40 PM »
No, 333, it was just good old "sketchy black man" (but not in a racist way) Heffay's use of my name that attracted my attention.

It is really cute how you come to his defense, though. ::)

Quote from: 333 on November 13, 2008, 03:09:02 PM
Quote from: edbikerii on November 13, 2008, 08:28:45 AM
Wow, you even discuss me with your lover.  What a loser.

Quote from: heffay on November 13, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
elizabeth and i were watching last night too...

she said i should post to the elections thread and inform ED that YOU CAN POLISH A TURD!   ;D ;D ;D

she's damn funny sometimes.   ;D

Does Ed just see the word "turd" and assume we're talking about him?
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #23 on: November 13, 2008, 06:28:58 PM »
             Is it just me or is this back and forth bickering getting old? It seems that ever since the election thread was started the forum has had somewhat of a negative vibe. I wouldn't want someone to avoid posting for the fear of getting personally attacked. I'm not trying to pick a side or say we should all hold hands and sing Kumbaya; let's just set our differences aside, act like grown ups, and keep some comments to ourselves.

my .02, take it for what its worth.
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Re: You can't polish a Turd
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2008, 06:42:12 AM »
you guy's seen this episode where she scanned her butt..?????

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