Topic: Fuzzy, did you paint your cat?

[333]

Someone sent me one of those "cute" emails about people who have painted their cats.  First I can't believe a cat would stand still for this, so I think it may be photo shopped.  Then I scrolled past this one, and it made me think"Fuzzy, did you paint your cat?"

[mark]

A friend had a whole book devoted to pix of painted cats. Most were downright bizarre. One made a little bit of sense...... a blind guy had a blind Siamese with dark glasses painted on.

 

 

[fuzzybutt]

sorry but people who paint cats should be shot. dogs ok but cats are more dignified    no i didnt paint hamish, i'd be back in the hospital, in icu with mulitple contusions and opened blood vessels, hamish doesnt take kindly to stuff like costumes and the like. i put rendeer antlers on him for christmas pics last year and i ended up with 6 stitches in my arm

[HavocTurbo]

sorry but people who paint cats should be shot. dogs ok but cats are more dignified    no i didnt paint hamish, i'd be back in the hospital, in icu with mulitple contusions and opened blood vessels, hamish doesnt take kindly to stuff like costumes and the like. i put rendeer antlers on him for christmas pics last year and i ended up with 6 stitches in my arm

pffffft... a nice shot with that sparkly... yes I said sparkly.... blue paint and it wont matter how many claws the cat's got. Just be sure to do it from a safe distance eh???

 

[tramp]

think about it
the cat could match the color of your bike!!!!!

[Demon67]

Careful! I've had tom cats that had long memories and would get back at me later if I had stepped over the line, every thing from biting the back of your ankle, to running up your back when you had a T-shirt on.
Bill the demon.

[fuzzybutt]

yeah, hamish is pretty vindictive if i do something to him he doesnt like. couple of years ago i took him out to the barn with me while the farrier was there and he rolled in a fresh, steamy pile of road apples. well not only didhe stink to high heaven he was almost black with dirt and manure. he had to be bathed, which he HATES! few hours later he was back purring and rubbing all over me so i thought all was well, all was NOT well. we went to bed and he peed on me while i slept, shredded the quilt and woke me the next morning by meowing at full siamese volume in my ear. i try not to do things to displease him now as hamish is a haughty, dignified boy that doesnt like being messed with. he even gets pissed off if he does something like fall off the bed and i laugh at him. he's the greatest cat ever but there are hamish limits.

[333]

This is why I'm a dog person.

And now a gratuitous posting of her picture.

[fuzzybutt]

i wouldnt let him go for a million dollars. best cat ever

[333]

I would think a lot less of you if you did.

But you can understand when I come across a picture of a dude who has painted his cat(it even looks like a Siamese) to match the Tartan in his kilt.

[fuzzybutt]

lol yeah, my wife about wet herself laughing at the picture, and the mental picture of what would be the aftermath of me painting hamish.

[Demon67]

Easy Fuzzer convince him that its the equivalent of Jamaican Gold in Cat Nip. Or maybe Asparagus, had a tom cat that would let you do all most any thing if he thought he get his claws on fresh, cooked to just tender, and buttered, with possibly a hint of garlic, Asparagus.
Bill the Demon.

[fuzzybutt]

lol Bill, at first when i saw you had typed asparagus i thought you were talking about my youngest male cat, whose name happens to be asparagus. hamish DOES love his cat dope so that might actually work.