*warning my first drunk post*
Mr San Fran. Stop hating dude. If some one want's to ride a 550 with clubmans and call it a cafe then so be it. I don't understand why people hate on eachother for liking certain things. We can all tell when we see them out there riding around that their a "poser", if that's what you want to call it, so fark it man, let em do their thing.
If you want to get right down to it, if you were not alive in the 50's or maybe earlier who the hell knows, and in the UK, and you now own a cafe, your a poser. You're 23 dude, what do you know about a cafe? About as much as I do, which is what ever you read on this mindless void we call the internet.
I am not picking a fight, I am just tired of the hating. Just let people go their own way man, it's much easier for everyone that way.