I know what you mean Bobby, many years ago I took off from work on my Yamaha 250 dirt bike, I'd been drinking a couple of beers and forgot about knobby tires vs wet tarmac, anyway, I managed to throw the bike down on it's left side, still inside the compound.
We'd had a parade that day, so I was only wearing my light polyester summer uniform, and the steel peg went thru my left shoe, pinning me under the bike, which, being a two stroke, was happily idling at about 10,000 RPM, with fuel gushing out of the filler cap, all over the engine, and me!
Luckily Fred, my staff sergeant, ran out and physically picked the bike off my poor broken body and threw it about 20 feet! It didn't catch fire, and after cleaning myself up, (and changing into my jungle greens and boots) I bought Fred some beer, and rode home..........