Do it to it then, pilgrim. And let us know how it works out. I am not sure what kind of paint you should use though. It almost seems like you will need to use some sort of industrial paint rather than automotive paint (I'm not sure if auto paint is designed to be used airlessly.) Sherwin Williams has a whole line of industrial enamels that work pretty well. We've used direct-to-metal (DTM) paint before when painting gutters and other random metal things and it seems like its pretty bomb proof. Whatever you do decide to use, you will need a lot of it because those hoses hold over a quart of paint. Because it is an airless sprayer, I would be concerned about being able to do light enough coats and whether the paint will sag or run. Spitting is a problem with those guns, so make sure all of your seals and orings are in good shape.
I also changed my mind about the tip sizes. I think you would want a wide spray pattern, but small bore. The Graco RAC X fine finish 6.08 tip would work well. That way you have fewer overlaps.
Maybe some of the automotive guys can chime in with paint options.