I'm moving to Poland, see ya later!
Why? $10 US is like what, a kajillion dollars... or rubles, drachmas, pesos, whatever... over there.
For the price of a box with some holes in it and a Pepsi you can have one air freighted here. Of course for Ewa the box would have to be a bit bigger... wink wink, nudge nudge.

OK, that was a bit harsh. I dated a Polish girl so no reprisals please.