Topic: A Christmas funny...

[nickjtc]

...........or not, depending on how much you like your eggnog.

If you see a fat man who's jolly and cute,
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit,
And if he is chuckling and laughing away,
While flying around in a miniature sleigh,
With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along,
Then let's face it...

Your eggnog's too strong!

Merry Christmas and a Happy 2OO9

[Ecosse]

 

Back at ya!

[Ecosse]

The 3 wise men went to the manger to welcome the new baby. The 1st wise man walks up and gives his gift of frankencense. The 2nd wise man walks up and gives his gift of Muir.
 The 3rd wise man walks up and slips on a "pile of " in the manger, falls on his butt and exclaims in frustration "Je$u$ Chr!$t!"
 Mary looks up at Joesph and says "Don't you think that's a better name than Irving?

 

Never heard that one!