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Offline Grumpol

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« Reply #50 on: December 20, 2008, 09:06:56 PM »
Quote from: nickjtc on December 20, 2008, 09:03:18 PM
....and anorexics get a discount on dieting supplements? ::)

Do catholic priests get child care discounts? :o
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« Reply #51 on: December 20, 2008, 10:18:31 PM »
Mounties only do it on Mountin Time.... ;D
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« Reply #52 on: December 21, 2008, 08:36:43 AM »
and they mostly mount their horses...


When Curiosity killed the cat, was PETA pissed off?
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« Reply #53 on: December 21, 2008, 08:46:57 AM »
What's grey and has four feet?
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« Reply #54 on: December 21, 2008, 09:35:27 AM »
This is getting out of control...

Quote from: MickeyX on December 21, 2008, 08:36:43 AM
and they mostly mount their horses...


When Curiosity killed the cat, was PETA pissed off?

PETA would only get pissed off if Curiosity ATE the cat.

Quote from: nickjtc on December 21, 2008, 08:46:57 AM
What's grey and has four feet?

An old lady crawling around on the floor looking for loose change.


What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
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« Reply #55 on: December 21, 2008, 09:56:35 AM »
Quote from: DammitDan on December 21, 2008, 09:35:27 AM


What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?

so THAT'S what that whole crucifixion thing was about!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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« Reply #56 on: December 21, 2008, 10:25:24 AM »
The last one..



What is one record that can never be broken..??
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« Reply #57 on: December 21, 2008, 11:15:51 AM »
The record for breaking records, of course.

(I think you're still missing the mark, 754!  ;D)

Someone is pointing at the moon; if you watch the finger do you miss the moon?
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« Reply #58 on: December 21, 2008, 11:21:30 AM »
Yeah, i am probably way off the mark..
 but you gave wrong answer, at least not the one i was thinking of..
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« Reply #59 on: December 21, 2008, 11:22:01 AM »
Quote from: DammitDan on December 21, 2008, 11:15:51 AM
The record for breaking records, of course.

(I think you're still missing the mark, 754!  ;D)

Someone is pointing at the moon; if you watch the finger do you miss the moon?

depends on the girth of the guy doing the mooning...

instead of snow, why can't it rain milk duds or something fun?
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« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2008, 11:23:20 AM »
I don't know about you, but milk duds raining down sounds painful.  Deliciously painful.

If pink is the new black, what does that make green?

(should this be called the "Non sequitur mayhem"?)
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« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2008, 05:18:03 PM »
Green is the thing I don't have much of these days.


Why can't we see the insides of our eyelids when we close our eyes?
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« Reply #62 on: December 21, 2008, 05:19:30 PM »
Cuz your eyes are like a fridge door: the lights go out when they shut.

Why do Northwesterners drive in the snow like NASCAR in slow motion?
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« Reply #63 on: December 21, 2008, 08:42:31 PM »
Is Kit the devil because she has made 666 posts?
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« Reply #64 on: December 21, 2008, 08:59:28 PM »
In this case, her being a little devil is purely coincidental.  ;D


Why is a black light actually purple?
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« Reply #65 on: December 21, 2008, 09:00:56 PM »
No.  She is the devil for starting this thread.

Quote from: Kit on December 21, 2008, 05:19:30 PM
Why do Northwesterners drive in the snow like NASCAR in slow motion?

Cause they need to put on their big girl panties and FLOOR IT!!!.
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« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2008, 05:22:48 AM »
Quote from: MickeyX on December 21, 2008, 08:59:28 PM
In this case, her being a little devil is purely coincidental.  ;D


Why is a black light actually purple?

I think the black light being purple has something to do with "The Artist". (Prince, the Symbol)

Why do they put brail on the drive through ATM buttons?
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« Reply #67 on: December 22, 2008, 05:24:29 AM »
Quote from: Caaveman82 on December 22, 2008, 05:22:48 AM

Why do they put brail on the drive through ATM buttons?

You ride your bike, you should know most car drivers are blind ;) ;D
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« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2008, 12:29:20 PM »
Why isn't it 'Hooked on Fonix'?
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