Author Topic: Q and A (Read 4278 times)

Frankenkit · « **on:** December 17, 2008, 07:16:23 PM »

So, on another forum, I found a thread that went on with a question and an answer. If you answer the question, you get to ask one.

A: ----

Q: If you play a blank CD at max volume all night, does the mime next door get p!ssed?

Really? · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:21:12 PM »

Yes, he went nuts and called the imaginary police.

MickeyX · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:31:23 PM »

*hey!, pssst!* You need to ask a question so that the thread keeps going... get it?

yeah, It would be a Quiet Riot.

So if a mime fell in the forest, would he make a sound?

Really? · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:36:29 PM »

I figured I would have to get it right first, guess i don't get it. So, here is a question.

When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?

Frankenkit · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:40:25 PM »

((Nope, answers are whatever's off the top of your head.))

I'd wonder why he's nailing a tree.

If you try to clap with one hand, does your palm get a weird drip?

MickeyX · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:46:43 PM »

Yes, and it's curable with Zen-acillin.

How is it that you can feed a dog nothing but dog food but when he farts it always smells like he had beer and eggs for breakfast?

MCRider · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2008, 07:49:21 PM »

Quote from: GigaWhiskey on December 17, 2008, 07:36:29 PM

I figured I would have to get it right first, guess i don't get it. So, here is a question.

When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?

Theoretically same height, tree grows from its extremities. Practically , the action of the growth of the roots will push it up some.

Where was Soichiro's first shop?

754 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2008, 08:39:12 PM »

In his backyard..

Hammatsu..

MCRider · « **Reply #8 on:** December 17, 2008, 08:46:53 PM »

Quote from: 754 on December 17, 2008, 08:39:12 PM

In his backyard..

Hammatsu..

Now ask a question, your turn...

754 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 17, 2008, 08:59:50 PM »

This was years ago...
what popular American bike was built in Canada for a while, and where in Canada.?? (motorcycle not bicycle)

333 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 18, 2008, 08:22:05 PM »

Quote from: MickeyX on December 17, 2008, 07:46:43 PM

How is it that you can feed a dog nothing but dog food but when he farts it always smells like he had beer and eggs for breakfast?

You think the dog only ingests dog food, but you have no control over what is served on poker night. Of course, when my dog ~~farts~~ passes gas, it smells like Chanel #5. Or is it #4 Oh, I remember. #2.

Because of my professional status as a smart ass, I got plenty of answers. Uuhh, questions? Not so much. But I'll give it a try.

(sigh) Sorry. I couldn't come up with a lame mime question.

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #11 on:** December 18, 2008, 08:55:59 PM »

if olive oil comes from olives and corn oil comes from corn.............where does baby oil come from?

i know it's old back off!

DammitDan · « **Reply #12 on:** December 18, 2008, 09:39:23 PM »

Fuzzy, I'll tell you when you're older...

If lovin' is wrong, do I wanna be right?

Frankenkit · « **Reply #13 on:** December 19, 2008, 07:34:53 AM »

If you can't be right, you might be left!

If all these old bikes vibrate, why don't more women ride?

Soos · « **Reply #14 on:** December 19, 2008, 07:49:42 AM »

A:
Because some bikes don't "rise" to the occasion.

Q:
Is there really a TON of beaver in beaverton?

get your mind outta the gutter, I mean real live beaver that live in rivers and ponds....

l8r

Frankenkit · « **Reply #15 on:** December 19, 2008, 07:59:37 AM »

Not in the gay bars.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does GreenPeace still protest?

SD750F · « **Reply #16 on:** December 19, 2008, 08:42:57 AM »

A blank CD will not play....

333 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:56:15 AM »

SD, You seem to be missing the point of this thread, or maybe pointless. Kit, if I may be so bold, it seems that this thread is supposed to be pointless Q & A. And while I failed miserably at the Q part, I am enjoying it immensely. And you who bring reality and trivia her are being a buzzkill.

And besides, the picture of someone trying to play a blank CD and wondering why it won't do it is priceless.

mkramer1121 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:03:28 AM »

Quote from: Kit on December 19, 2008, 07:59:37 AM

Not in the gay bars.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around, does GreenPeace still protest?

yes, because hippie college kids have nothing better to do...

Can you cry underwater?

alltherightpills · « **Reply #19 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:05:36 AM »

Judging by the posts so far, I'd say this is mostly a hijack thread.

Either that or we don't get it.

$:-\$

Triple3, kind of along with the listening to a blank CD...In high school I had some friends go into Best Buy wearing coveralls and in their best hillbilly accents, they started asking the salesman where the dvd rewinders were. "I need to rewind them dvd's I got from the rental store, else they charge me a fine. Where you got them dvd rewinders at? I'm tryin to be kind and rewind but mah dvd playah don't have a rewind button." Hilarious.

DammitDan · « **Reply #20 on:** December 19, 2008, 10:09:49 AM »

You can cry underwater, but only for a little bit. Then you just don't feel the pain anymore.

Why do Yankees call overalls "coveralls"?

333 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 19, 2008, 01:15:26 PM »

Because they do.

Why do Southerners call coveralls "overalls"?

Frankenkit · « **Reply #22 on:** December 19, 2008, 01:29:34 PM »

Cuz they cover everything, over all...

Why is youth wasted on the young?

754 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 19, 2008, 03:19:32 PM »

Some take a piss, but I only leave one..............

DRam · « **Reply #24 on:** December 19, 2008, 05:07:38 PM »

Quote from: Kit on December 19, 2008, 01:29:34 PM

Cuz they cover everything, over all...

Why is youth wasted on the young?

Because you have to be old to enjoy youth.

Is it farther to Detroit or by bus?

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