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« Reply #150 on: February 16, 2009, 04:05:23 PM »
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All other comedians Suck

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« Reply #151 on: February 16, 2009, 04:18:47 PM »

All other comedians Suck


All comedians who aren't Bill Hicks suck...  It's not their fault, though.  It's like going up against Lance Armstrong, he was built for it.




p.s.  he died in 1994 of pancreatic cancer, which was most likely caused by his smoking. 

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« Reply #152 on: February 16, 2009, 04:27:23 PM »


I refute your postulation thusly




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« Reply #153 on: February 21, 2009, 05:04:04 AM »
Man, I remember when Steve Martin was funny, before he became a pussy.............  :P
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #154 on: February 21, 2009, 06:28:00 AM »
Man, I remember when Steve Martin was funny, before he became a pussy.............  :P

Age has a way of taking the edge off us, F'n sucks.

He sure made a few interesting movies, I even liked Shopgirl.

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« Reply #155 on: February 26, 2009, 02:55:53 AM »
"The Jerk" is still my favorite, followed closely by "The man with two brains", and even as he was sliding into his present state of crapitude, "Roxanne", and "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" was pretty cool.

Now though, he disgusts me, not only is he a pussy, but he's sold out. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his armpits.............  :P
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #156 on: February 26, 2009, 10:05:50 AM »
Steve is no where as good as Bill Hicks, at any stage in his life.


Okay time for the rant...


HANG UP YOUR GOD D@MN PHONE AND DRIVE YOUR FRICKIN VEHICLE FOR GOD SAKES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO FRICKIN DRIVE IN THE FAST LANE DOING 40 WHEN THE SPEED LIMIT IS 60?!?!?!?!?

STOP IT!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOU SELF SERVING SCUM BAGS!!!!

rant over...
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« Reply #157 on: February 26, 2009, 04:05:34 PM »
As I rode 100+ miles today my primary thought was:


I want every one out there to understand I am telling you the absolute TRUTH


I mean I could not be more sincere if I was Moses himself come down from the mountain for the third f**ken time to inform all he was just kidding, the only commandment is "Don't hurt anyone else as you try to enjoy your reprise between two infinities".



I mean I could not be more sincere then if I was counseling my own penis drips.






Seriously folks...






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Just saying.




Never heard of Bill Hicks till this thread...



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« Reply #158 on: February 26, 2009, 07:51:43 PM »

Never heard of Bill Hicks till this thread...


PM me your address and I'll send you some cd's, if you're interested.

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« Reply #159 on: February 26, 2009, 07:58:25 PM »
Man...

Bill Hicks...

what a loss.

Smart guy, so funny...
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« Reply #160 on: February 27, 2009, 03:29:10 AM »
I hate people who drive around in older cars (particularly older Jap cars, well past their use by date and not worth fixing) that blow clouds of blue smoke wherever they go.

Here in Oz, Mitsubishi built a thing called a "Magna", a large, ugly front wheel drive POS powered by either a crappy 4 or 6 cylinder engine. These things were crap when new, and are only worse now, it's no wonder that Mitsubishi Australia went broke a couple of years before the recession, when every other manufacturer was doing well...........

Anyway, I sat behind one yesterday in a 5 mile long traffic jam, and every time the well dressed "office worker type" driving it accellerated to move forward, I got a lung full of oily smoke. "Feck you" I cried, and rang the EPA's "smokey vehicle hotline" and reported him. When I told them the make of car, the operator said, "why doesn't that surprise me?" and when I asked him why he said that, he told me that 95% of cars reported for smokey exhausts were Mitsubishi Magna's.

I hate Mitsubishi Magna's, and I hate the arseholes who continue to drive these things, even though they can afford to buy something better. Gas stations should be allowed to refuse to sell oil to these turds, so that eventually they'll just grind to a halt and be dispatched to the nearest scrap metal recycler!  >:(       
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #161 on: February 27, 2009, 07:59:45 AM »
A bunch of us went to trade School in the town where Steve Martin was filmed in ROXANNE. They fillmed it shortly after we left there, there were so many scenes that were so familiar to us.

 Nelson B.C. is a really cool town..

 After filming one day Steve Martin dropped into a local bar,still wearing his "character" nose.. A local biker looked at him, and said, "Hey, why the long face?".. :o

 Steve cracked right up... LOL..
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« Reply #162 on: February 27, 2009, 11:40:08 AM »
A bunch of us went to trade School in the town where Steve Martin was filmed in ROXANNE. They fillmed it shortly after we left there, there were so many scenes that were so familiar to us.

 Nelson B.C. is a really cool town..

 After filming one day Steve Martin dropped into a local bar,still wearing his "character" nose.. A local biker looked at him, and said, "Hey, why the long face?".. :o

 Steve cracked right up... LOL..


lmao

that is great.
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« Reply #163 on: February 27, 2009, 12:03:02 PM »


I can't lie I do enjoy this.
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« Reply #164 on: February 27, 2009, 06:05:13 PM »
I really, really hate people who are easily butthurt by simple and inoffensive commentary. I hate people who take it personally when you question their bad decisions or go around acting like they're God's gift to humanity in an ego-centric sort of way, when you know quite well that if (when) these bad decisions go awry, they will blame everyone but themselves.  Like if they get in an accident and blame the bike instead of the fact they were passing someone on the right on a blind curve in the rain at 75mph. 

I hate the motorcycle apparel industry for making womens' safety gear like anime armor instead of real, feasible gear.  I'm tired of pastels and tiny tight pants that will either never adequately cover my butt, or look like they're designed to show off my non-existent tramp stamp. I do not require hearts, stars, flowers, clovers or bare moons when covering and protecting my lucky charms.    Just for once, maybe gloves as good and thick as the boys'.  Jackets with armor and bust room and maybe a couple cinch buckles for those of us with a WAIST. 
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« Reply #165 on: February 27, 2009, 06:20:27 PM »
I really, really hate people who are easily butthurt by simple and inoffensive commentary. I hate people who take it personally when you question their bad decisions or go around acting like they're God's gift to humanity in an ego-centric sort of way, when you know quite well that if (when) these bad decisions go awry, they will blame everyone but themselves.  Like if they get in an accident and blame the bike instead of the fact they were passing someone on the right on a blind curve in the rain at 75mph. 


You wouldn't be talking about our beloved mod fight would you? It is kind of irritating and retarded. both orf them just need to relax and get over it.

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« Reply #166 on: February 27, 2009, 06:29:56 PM »
mod fight?  There was a mod fight and no one INVITED me?  The RULES say:
"If there is to be a mod fight, Kit is to be informed and hershey's syrup to be spread all over the fighters as they engage in a FIGHT TO THE DEATH in a mud pit where everyone throws marshmallows and whiffle balls at them."

...ok  I paraphrased a little.  but only a little. it's somewhere on the site. Really.
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« Reply #167 on: February 27, 2009, 06:31:38 PM »
Check out the march BOTM thread!

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« Reply #168 on: February 27, 2009, 06:46:00 PM »
I'm on a stress diet. Sorry.
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« Reply #169 on: February 27, 2009, 06:49:42 PM »
That's ok I'm on the high carb diet.

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« Reply #170 on: February 27, 2009, 10:16:00 PM »
Does the pizza, beer, brats diet count?
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« Reply #171 on: February 27, 2009, 10:25:06 PM »
BOTM.. hmmm, dont think I been there in the last year or longer..
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« Reply #172 on: February 27, 2009, 10:37:50 PM »
Does the pizza, beer, brats diet count?

Thatsc about as bad as mine!

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« Reply #174 on: February 28, 2009, 07:49:15 AM »
then let go when he comes within 3 feet! ;D I love that game!