Author Topic: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread! (Read 21320 times)

Inkscars · « **Reply #200 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:34:13 PM »

That's actually pretty true.

FLo · « **Reply #201 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:37:02 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on August 11, 2009, 12:34:13 PM

That's actually pretty true.

In that case, old fat ugly men, bring it on. Wait... ugly men might have ugly daughters...

lynchj · « **Reply #202 on:** August 11, 2009, 12:56:20 PM »

Ok, I'm old but not fat, and I don't think I'm real ugly (I'm no Brad Pitt). I do have two hot daughters but you better stay away from them.....

I don't think it's true that only fat ugly old men like old Hondas, fat ugly old women like them too.

Inkscars · « **Reply #203 on:** August 11, 2009, 02:28:11 PM »

I'm fat, but not old and ugly.

Frankencake · « **Reply #204 on:** August 11, 2009, 03:25:43 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on August 11, 2009, 02:28:11 PM

I'm fat, but not old and ugly.

"I have a box, I'm used to being ignored."
That is beautiful. I want to make a bumper sticker!!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #205 on:** August 11, 2009, 05:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Inkscars on August 11, 2009, 02:28:11 PM

I'm fat, but not old and ugly.

I'd give you one mate, no worries! (er, you ARE a chick, aren't you?)

michrobi · « **Reply #206 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:31:46 PM »

Can you guys help me figure out what to do about a ticking top end?

michrobi · « **Reply #207 on:** August 11, 2009, 08:32:18 PM »

I Win!

Frankenkit · « **Reply #208 on:** August 11, 2009, 09:29:00 PM »

I think you clip the red wire.

...no wait, the green one.

#$%*. what does the timer say?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #209 on:** August 12, 2009, 07:06:06 AM »

Clip 'em all.

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #210 on:** December 27, 2009, 10:00:42 PM »

You are ALL fat, ugly, old men. Especially Terry in Australia... that is unless since the last time we exchanged insults with one another Terry has:

A) Had Liposuction performed to remove the fat from the area between his ears...

B) Had the giant wart on his face removed... wait, that wasn't a wart on his face... that WAS his face... nevermind that one.

C) Gotten younger.. and/or

D) Finally saved up enough money for that sex change operation that he had been considering.

If any of the above have happened, I withdraw the adjective that no longer applies.

mark · « **Reply #211 on:** December 28, 2009, 12:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Tim in Ohio on December 27, 2009, 10:00:42 PM

You are ALL fat, ugly, old men. Especially Terry in Australia... that is unless since the last time we exchanged insults with one another Terry has:

A) Had Liposuction performed to remove the fat from the area between his ears...

B) Had the giant wart on his face removed... wait, that wasn't a wart on his face... that WAS his face... nevermind that one.

C) Gotten younger.. and/or

D) Finally saved up enough money for that sex change operation that he had been considering.

If any of the above have happened, I withdraw the adjective that no longer applies.

you must have missed it:

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #212 on:** December 28, 2009, 04:34:35 AM »

Thanks Mark, and I'm not saying Timmy is slow or anything, but he's just found this thread 4 months after the last post? How's that song go? "Folks are dumb where Tim comes from................."

But why I'm here today is that I've just discovered that I'm on someone's "Ignore List"? WTF? Who'd be gay enough to hide behind the ignore button anyway? What a woose!

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #213 on:** December 28, 2009, 05:11:35 AM »

Terry in Australia... I resent your remark about "just finding this thread after 4 months"... I did not just find it. I've been spending the past 4 month's crafting my witty insult.

Inkscars · « **Reply #214 on:** December 28, 2009, 05:56:13 AM »

This thread got pretty good. Hey terry, You're looking pretty fine pumping that gas..
Better than me in fact, although I have significantly less facial hair....

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #215 on:** December 28, 2009, 06:25:28 AM »

[/quote]

you must have missed it:

[/quote]

Thanks for sharing the pic Mark. By the looks of it, Terry in Australia never did manage to get the sex change operation... still seems to be lacking a penis.

BTW- despite Terry's hideous appearance, unkempt facial hair and pendulous man-boobs... he IS an expert machinist. If you haven't already bought one of his custom made oil cooilers... buy one... NOW! In fact buy two... and build a second bike around the extra one. I know what you're thinking... how could a half-wit, sheep f***ing 'tard like Terry possibly be a good machinist? Can't explain it but it's true. Terry: Please take a look at my latest bumbling project involving my piece of shiite car kustomization and offer any words of wisdom on the gearshift fabrication issue:
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=63247.new

Spikeybike · « **Reply #216 on:** December 28, 2009, 08:33:47 AM »

first insulting .. then complimenting ... sounds like a lovers spat to me

...what a douche

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #217 on:** December 28, 2009, 09:24:06 AM »

Hey Spikey... Jealousy is a stinky cologne and your post wreeks of it! You can relax, I'm not trying to come between you an Terry in Australia. I just think he has a nice rack... so I say the occasional nice thing about him in between the insults. You did see the pic above, right?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #218 on:** December 28, 2009, 09:44:54 AM »

you don't know what chur talkin bout

*presses ignore button*

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #219 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:16:20 AM »

I thought desperation was a stinky cologne but what do I know?

Ha, that I have watched Super Troopers way too many times.

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #220 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Dukiedook on December 28, 2009, 10:16:20 AM

I thought desperation was a stinky cologne but what do I know?

Ha, that I have watched Super Troopers way too many times.

Hey Dukiedook... desperation may very well be a stinky cologne, but can we agree that there could be other stinky colognes as well? No? OK... why not try dabbing a little cat piss behind each ear daily and see how many more years it will be until you get laid again?

Inkscars · « **Reply #221 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:51:06 AM »

I wouldn't have sex with a guy that smelled like cat piss, and I'm woman of ill-repute!
Now THAT says something! $:-\$

Spikeybike · « **Reply #222 on:** December 28, 2009, 11:03:53 AM »

so what your saying is .. when Dozer pisses on Ben , they both sleep in the dog house ?

heffay · « **Reply #223 on:** October 19, 2011, 06:15:17 PM »

And here I thought this thread would never die... oooops, wait, it it its coming back to liife.

post count boosted, check

Stev-o · « **Reply #224 on:** October 19, 2011, 07:08:39 PM »

Quote from: Tim in Ohio on December 28, 2009, 06:25:28 AM

you must have missed it:

[/quote]

Great pic Terry!

Thanks for sharing the pic Mark. By the looks of it, Terry in Australia never did manage to get the sex change operation... still seems to be lacking a penis.

BTW- despite Terry's hideous appearance, unkempt facial hair and pendulous man-boobs... he IS an expert machinist. If you haven't already bought one of his custom made oil cooilers... buy one... NOW! In fact buy two... and build a second bike around the extra one. I know what you're thinking... how could a half-wit, sheep f***ing 'tard like Terry possibly be a good machinist? Can't explain it but it's true. Terry: Please take a look at my latest bumbling project involving my piece of shiite car kustomization and offer any words of wisdom on the gearshift fabrication issue:
http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=63247.new

[/quote]

News:

Author Topic: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread! (Read 21320 times)