Topic: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!

[billybobobrain]

Your mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!

[billybobobrain]

I want my dog to have a Honda bandana.
Where the hell does someone by the material?
Hell Yes, I'm serious!!!!!!1 You think I ask questions here just for the hell of it? 

[billybobobrain]

aren't you glad you came back Heff ?   

i'm not even sure what just happened.   

I could tell you but I would have to kill you.

You know I had a friend who once said that after Finding out the guy he partied with and passed out on his couch was gay! I never asked why he knew.

[Spikeybike]

scratch that i actually do have rant



what the #$%* was up with that bike of the year bull#$%* .... it's all over now so all i can do is shake me head at my co-workers (turns out it was two of them)   and say  "#$%*....you bastards got me goooood"  

they knew exactly what to say to push my buttons because i've ridden with them and they heard it first had .   ....those #$%*er got me good , i was soo pissed man.   when i first saw it, i contemplated having firecracker get me butterpants's  address so i could get him a subscription to some gay porn mags    

and then i went off, and they tried to stroke my ego (with the notched frame bla bla bla) trying to get me to go off more...

#$%*ing bastards...  and the worse part is ,  THATS A REALLY AWESOME PRANK.    i mean,
they were just trying to piss me off and get me all hotheaded.....  then you guys thought it was me screwing with the poll (total freebie for them)  

there was no way in hell i would have ever know it was them , if you guys wouldn't have thought it was me  
   so there you are all a bunch #$%*ers !!

[heffay]

geezus.. spike....





why can t you just


 


                       do you guys smell bacon? 
                                cuz i smell bacon.

[Spikeybike]

  i still have no clue what i'm gonna do to get them back for that

[billybobobrain]

geezus.. spike....





why can t you just


 


                       do you guys smell bacon? 
                                cuz i smell bacon.

I definitely smell some sort of pork product.

[billybobobrain]

scratch that i actually do have rant



what the #$%* was up with that bike of the year bull#$%* .... it's all over now so all i can do is shake me head at my co-workers (turns out it was two of them)   and say  "#$%*....you bastards got me goooood"  

they knew exactly what to say to push my buttons because i've ridden with them and they heard it first had .   ....those #$%*er got me good , i was soo pissed man.   when i first saw it, i contemplated having firecracker get me butterpants's  address so i could get him a subscription to some gay porn mags    

and then i went off, and they tried to stroke my ego (with the notched frame bla bla bla) trying to get me to go off more...

#$%*ing bastards...  and the worse part is ,  THATS A REALLY AWESOME PRANK.    i mean,
they were just trying to piss me off and get me all hotheaded.....  then you guys thought it was me screwing with the poll (total freebie for them)  

there was no way in hell i would have ever know it was them , if you guys wouldn't have thought it was me  
   so there you are all a bunch #$%*ers !!

For the record I thought that, hey what about my cool new motor post from paul was a little underhanded.

[Spikeybike]

  again , an awesome prank  i don't mind being the butt of a joke now that i got a few drinks in me

[billybobobrain]

You could always take some of that header wrap crunch it up into ver little flecks and while they are welding stick it down the crack of there pants.

[Spikeybike]

ooooh  that's good ... but i think not the right direction . ...   if iknew more about gaming i would sabotage his warcraft account  somehow  (they play warcraft, while i'm on the forums during breaks, thats how they did it in the first place)   but my knowledge of that stuff is    pretty much not existent 

[billybobobrain]

I am not into war craft but I do know you need money to play. Mabey find a way to hack there account and change the password and info. The charecters can (I think) actualy be sold on ebay, you could get the password and info some how and sell it out from underneath them.

[Terry in Australia]

... but that shouldn't put anyone off buying a new Harley, unlike a lot of the Harley knockers here, I've previously owned a Harley and can tell you "first hand" that they're a great bike... If you knew (first hand) what you were talking about, you wouldn't knock them...    

You misunderstood.  I have NEVER "knocked" Harleys, I think they are fine machines. (Please provide a quote if I have ever at anytime on any thread "knocked" Harleys.)  What I knock is Harley owners who disrespect riders of other brands and try to pretend that riding a Harley is a requirement in order to call yourself a biker.  I say wind in your face and bugs in your teeth don't give a #$%* which company put your bike together.

No mate, no quotes from you, because I wasn't referring directly to your post, but I'm always happy to return fire, it's good fun, like working with the handicapped.

And Tim, I must apologize that my oil cooler kits look like asss...

Thank you Terry. I accept your apology.  I know they work great (I've read the reviews)...  but I appreciate your apology for their ugliness.  I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see a pic of one.  

Geez mate, if that makes you sick, how do you handle riding your ugly-arsed girls bike? Is that vomit on the tank, or your boyfriends sperm?

Let me conclude by saying that you are a hypocrite.
You seem to be all about criticizing others for their "deeds that could have been done better."  On that note, please kiss my arse.  

Is that right mate? So I'll ask you again, what are your "claims to fame" apart from your piece-o-#$%* worthless girls bike? seems a little "hypocritical", someone like you, besmirching my good name, don't you think?

[Markcb750]

I feel like a world war two codebreaker.


There is so much more closeted homosexual code for  "love ya babe" in these post then a straight man can stand. I keep looking back to see if any of you are admiring my bum.  Is Elton John about?

http://www.affirmationsrehab.com/?_vsrefdom=googleppc&gclid=CPKu7b2w1JgCFQa-sgodrF7W0g

You all need someone like this, I hope it works better for you then AA did for me 25 years ago. 

[Retro Rocket]

Is Elton John about?

I feel the need for a bit of light humor about now.

What do Elton John and Mike Tyson have in common.?



Mick

[Retro Rocket]

Answer.......they've both been punched around the ring......


Mick

[Tim in Ohio]

Geez mate, if that makes you sick, how do you handle riding your ugly-arsed girls bike? Is that vomit on the tank, or your boyfriends sperm?

Alright, as much as I want to keep this banter alive.  I have to call a cease fire for just a minute.  And say:  BWAHAHAHAHAHahahahaa !!!  I laughed very loud on this one myself...  well done. 

Yes.  It is a small bike.  I chose this model with gas prices ('petrol' if you must) prices in mind.  I have enough of a bulge in the pants that compensating with a big bike isn't necessary for my self esteem...  although I understand the choices of those who were not as anatomically blessed.

And yes, the color is putrid.  Paint will be one of my next projects.   Styling wise though, I have heard the little CB350F referred to as the rolex watch of the Honda line-up.  The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.

I enjoyed our fight.  Fresh out of things to jab you with.  I hope that I can count on you for advice when it comes time for my next build.

[mkramer1121]

The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.

if your silly ass little girly bike actually ran like a top they wouldn't have replaced it w/ the 400F...

[Spikeybike]

The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.

if your silly ass little girly bike actually ran like a top they wouldn't have replaced it w/ the 400F...

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

[Tim in Ohio]

The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.

if your silly ass little girly bike actually ran like a top they wouldn't have replaced it w/ the 400F...

If the 400F was so great, why was it produced for only 2 years?  Are you "special"?  Do you wear a helmet even when you are not riding? 

[Caaveman82]

I've got a rant...


F@<|< all of you!

Bunch of older, young, middle aged @$$ clowns that think they are hilarious, news flash, my dog's turds are funnier than you, and they look better!

Oh and by the way Tim... old man balls... all I'm gonna say...

"Youth is wasted on the youth."

[Tim in Ohio]

Oh and by the way Tim... old man balls... all I'm gonna say...

"Youth is wasted on the youth."

Caaveman82...  thank you for limiting your comment to just the three words: "...old man balls..."
I don't think any of us wanted to hear how the rest of that sentence was configured in your mind:
Most likely: "I loves to lick me some..."  or "I get so horny thinking about..."

Anyway, you showed remarkable restraint and for that I thank you! 

[hoodellyhoo]

You want a rant? I'll give you a rant (or my best attempt at one)

The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.

I hate owners that assume that just because their bike is the smallest four from honda, it's the smallest four in the world. Ever heard of the benelli 254? And that's just production motorcycles, we won't be getting into race bikes.

[Tim in Ohio]

The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.

I hate owners that assume that just because their bike is the smallest four from honda, it's the smallest four in the world. Ever heard of the benelli 254? And that's just production motorcycles, we won't be getting into race bikes.

Click on "Home" then click on the hotlink for the CB350F...  you will see this:
"... it attracted attention as the world's first four-cylinder production bike of such small capacity..." 
Sorry if I didn't say it right.  I hope I didn't ruin your day too bad Hoodelly.
You gotta learn how to rant better.  Now put on your big boy pants and try again.

[Spikeybike]

jeez tim ,   you saw there is a thread for talking trash, and yur just runnin with it 

oh oh oh ,me next, me next     your momma's soo fat......