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ok lads... you've been here b4
« on: May 18, 2005, 05:55:42 AM »
indeed... ;D
you are never to old, to act like a kid... be safe
funny thing,chasing someone down hill on a bike 30 years older than theirs..
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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2005, 01:48:40 AM »
 true  mick. ???
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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2005, 01:19:50 PM »
If I had a buck for everytime I went through this...

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2005, 09:44:09 PM »
after 26 years I wake up and just wonder which frame of that toon I am on.
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2005, 07:08:18 AM »
im right there with ya guys...


but then again my usual last words are

"When you want to tell me what the problem is, I'll be right over there, Working in my BIKE."
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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2005, 03:15:48 PM »
your a braver man than me... ;D..peace
you are never to old, to act like a kid... be safe
funny thing,chasing someone down hill on a bike 30 years older than theirs..
he said \\\\\\\'it was like watching a 250kg unguided weapon getting stuck up you bum\\\\\\\ http://www.bikepics.com/members/trixtrem/

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2005, 05:32:21 PM »
My approach is usually to back away slowly, avoiding eye contact, with my head bowed.  Once I clear the door, I run for it.  If only I had the swingers of some on this sight  :-\
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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 07:08:34 AM »
Doris is faster then me, so the backing away thing only makes her rear up on her hind legs and swat me to the ground ( I call it the carnage attack).  I have learned to start drulling while dropping to the floor in the fetal postion gives me the best defense.  Sometimes she will just paw and bite me a little, but so far I have lived to tell this tale.

 Not that I'm not the man of my castle it's just the queen has the key to the nooky farm, pleasure dome, snack shack, and some of my other favorite hang outs.

I guess I could shoot her but I have heard the female skull is so hard that small caliber shells will just bounce of and it makes them ever madder.
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2006, 03:46:16 AM »
I'm glad My Fiancee and I dont have that problem... she tells me if theres a problem, no silent treatment

oh wait, maybe that would be better


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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2006, 03:56:33 AM »
rsnip

you don't know the pleasures of marriage yet do you.......they get you hooked and then whammo..you lose both of them in one hit...(like smashed between two bricks)......never to be seen or heard from again........not loudly anyway or within earshot.....

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2006, 04:02:05 AM »
rsnip

you don't know the pleasures of marriage yet do you.......they get you hooked and then whammo..you lose both of them in one hit...(like smashed between two bricks)......never to be seen or heard from again........not loudly anyway or within earshot.....

Lose both of them?  I dont know what you are referring to

oh well
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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2006, 04:11:06 AM »
balls...

not being condescending........

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2006, 12:52:32 AM »
Oh i see what you were referring to now,  however i dont think thats always the case perhaps the rest of you just made poor choices....  jk

Seriously my fiancee isnt moody #$%*y or too emotional like most women, I think I just lucked up and got a good one


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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2006, 03:04:52 AM »
time will tell

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2006, 01:03:02 PM »
LOL   I don't know which is funnier, the joke or Rsnip998's response.  Ah, the innocence of youth.  ;D  Good luck brotha, I think we all thought that way our first time.  The key is to remember the saying, "All's fair in love and war."  There is a reason love and war are grouped together.  ;) 

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2006, 06:18:48 PM »
rsnip, are you sure your not engaged to a transvestite?

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2006, 08:09:53 PM »
rsnip, are you sure your not engaged to a transvestite?

So, tranvestites are nicer than women?  I thought most of 'em took female hormones, in which case it'd be just as bad; actually worse because after taking your balls "she" would make you take her balls.  I don't want to step on anyone's toes, I'm not homophobic, but I'd rather not deal with a skank with a wank ;D

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« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2006, 11:07:11 PM »
LOL @ skank with a wank


No I'm sure she's all lady, just unique is all I can say

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Re: ok lads... you've been here b4
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2006, 11:09:25 PM »
LOL @ skank with a wank


No I'm sure she's all lady, just unique is all I can say

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had to come up with a nicer way to say "chicks with dic#$"  and I figured "wank" would make our UK brothers happy. ;D ;)

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« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2006, 11:10:18 PM »
It made me chuckle anyway

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