Topic: A man walks into a bar...

[Duke McDukiedook]

With a poodle in one arm and a salami in the other and the bartender says to him...

Anybody know how the rest of this joke goes?

 

[mrbreeze]

I don't but am curious for the punchline.

[Markcb750]

You just missed Elton John.

[Jonesy]

Run a search in the humor forum for the "Man walks into a bar" joke thread.

If it ain't in there, I don't know what to tell ya...

[rhos1355]

"A beer for the poodle and some bread for the salami"??

[Duke McDukiedook]

Damn late night joke telling. 

Actually it goes, "A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle in one arm and a salami in the other and says to the bartender..."

It was a joke Bender was telling on the movie The Breakfast Club before he falls through the ceiling.

[mkramer1121]

Damn late night joke telling. 

Actually it goes, "A naked lady walks into a bar with a poodle in one arm and a salami in the other and says to the bartender..."

It was a joke Bender was telling on the movie The Breakfast Club before he falls through the ceiling.

and actually if you look it up there is no punchline, judd nelson says he was just adlibbing...

[Duke McDukiedook]

Man, I have always wondered the punchline since I first saw the movie, what a letdown