I keep reading on this site about stories like yours.
I didn't believe the first few, but now I have to.
Here, if I mention owning a bike, the unfailfng response is,"is it a harley?', so I don't bring it up anymore; it's too predictable.
None of these "afficianados' are bikers either, I might add, just hearing the name dropped everywhere.
I envy you, Sixshooter.