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Offline Artfrombama

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Pontiac Gooole
« on: January 21, 2009, 10:37:03 PM »
A buddy has a NAPA store in a small South Alabama town.
He always has a story about a customer.

One day a fella walked in;

I be needin a starter for a Pontiac Gooole
A what?
A gooole, you know, a MF gooole.
I'll have to look at it...

On the trunk lid was an emblem "Pontiac 6000 LE"
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Re: Pontiac Gooole
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 10:11:36 AM »
when I used to work for a radiator shop we used to get weird calls all the time.....

me: "hello"

Caller: "Hey, I need a radiater that'll work wit a Small Chevy...uh I mean a Small Black Chevy"

Me: "ok, what kind of car"

Caller: "it is a Green impaller"
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Offline 74cb750

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Re: Pontiac Gooole
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 05:23:22 AM »
wow,people are really that dumb?
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Re: Pontiac Gooole
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 03:55:26 AM »
What about the "710" joke??
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Offline Artfrombama

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Re: Pontiac Gooole
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2009, 04:11:56 AM »
Quote from: Weird Beard Canuck on January 31, 2009, 12:44:45 AM
on the topic of gooolie's...

check out this link - http://www.nyethermodynamics.com/thermojet/index.html
That guy has probably been to the emergency room more than once and is headed there again.
But I like it!
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Offline MJL

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Re: Pontiac Gooole
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2009, 01:44:02 PM »
Reminds me of this feller. He worked at Autozone for awhile and collected plenty of dumb customer stories.

http://www.goingfaster.com/spo/smartest_customer_in_the_world.html
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