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High urinals
« on: January 31, 2009, 07:51:25 AM »
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female  teachers, went on a field trip to the local  racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (bourbon), but mostly to see the horses. When  it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the  boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by  one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes .

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was  staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am',  he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'
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Re: High urinals
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 08:44:20 AM »
You've been reading my e-mail again...  ;D ;)

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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2009, 11:56:04 AM »
Nice!!!  :D
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Re: High urinals
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2009, 09:24:03 PM »
You've been reading my e-mail again

Well, you should have emptied your inbox sooner! ;) Sorry about the unintended plagiarism.
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Re: High urinals
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2009, 06:07:26 AM »
No prob.  ;D

Rsnip hasn't been around to moderate the humor forum and keep us honest!
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