Well, there ya go, that's what you get for using British software...

Just stay away from HD software, it'll start fast, make your harddrive really noisy, but then slow down when everything is loaded into memory. And your speakers will make funny scraping sounds when you quickly switch from one application to another and back. "Quickly" being a relative term. As in, relatives never leave "Quickly" enough. But by then your framistat will be canoeing up the billabong, but someone will complain that the framistat is poorly built with cardboard backing plates, and the highrise camera crane cought up the cold...