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Offline Killer Canary

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Nonsense
« on: October 14, 2005, 05:16:49 PM »
My Norton anti-virus is puking oil all over. What do I do?
If it's worth doing at all it's worth over-doing.
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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2005, 05:27:04 PM »
300cc`s of Symantec Live Update...STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2005, 05:43:09 PM »
trash can in front of cpu should help

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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2005, 06:17:19 PM »
My computer does`nt use or leak any oil but the dang thing sure must be thirsty. Everytime I get me a soda pop and put it in that there handy little retractable cup holder , it tries to take the drink from me by sliding back in and it spills all over >:(
Now I heard that  computers were supposed to be smarter than people but even I know that there is no way in the world that my drink would fit in that little slot :-\
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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2005, 06:25:33 PM »
Well, there ya go, that's what you get for using British software...   :D   Just stay away from HD software, it'll start fast, make your harddrive really noisy, but then slow down when everything is loaded into memory.  And your speakers will make funny scraping sounds when you quickly switch from one application to another and back.  "Quickly" being a relative term.  As in, relatives never leave "Quickly" enough.  But by then your framistat will be canoeing up the billabong, but someone will complain that the framistat is poorly built with cardboard backing plates, and the highrise camera crane cought up the cold...

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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2005, 01:59:03 AM »
My computer was working fine until the steam feed pipe fractured and it overheated.

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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2005, 06:22:42 AM »
 ???my computer's so old it's got standard ignition and was built without catalytic converters.

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Re: Nonsense
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2005, 08:28:24 PM »
My computer is ok except I cant see past the whiteout anymore. Just a few spots left.