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Offline Terry in Australia

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My Prayer
« on: October 06, 2005, 11:35:14 PM »
FEMALE  PRAYER

Before  I lay me down to sleep,
I pray  for a man, who's not a creep,
One  who's handsome, smart and strong
One who  loves to listen long,
One who  thinks before he speaks,
One  who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray  he's gainfully employed,
When I  spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls  out my chair and opens my door,
Massages  my back and begs to do more.
Oh!  Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows  what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray  that this man will love me no end,
And  always be my very best friend.
Amen.

MALE  PRAYER

I pray for a beautiful deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bike shop and a bar.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a #$%*
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2005, 08:50:08 AM »
Right there! that proves that women expect too much! Men are much easier to please!

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2005, 12:46:22 PM »
Ohhhhhhhh Terry-and I thought you were such a nice guy!

Linda
(Loved BOTH of them!)

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2005, 06:03:55 PM »
Then there's the men's prayer from Red Green:

"...I am a man. ...I can change. ...If I have to. ...I guess."
"Every time I start thinking the world is all bad, then I start seeing people out there having a good time on motorcycles; it makes me take another look." -Steve McQueen

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2005, 09:19:47 PM »

MALE PRAYER

I pray for a beautiful deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a bike shop and a bar.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a #$%*


I pray for a beautiful deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge breast.
She would own a bike shop and a bar.
Have lots of money and her own car.
I could do with out the rest, but false teeth would be the best.


I thought you left out the best part.   and Ifound your girl. 

Terry USA
« Last Edit: October 09, 2005, 10:36:20 PM by Quail "BIRDMAN OF THE k8" »
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2005, 05:15:38 AM »
Er, that's not quite what I had in mind Terry, but thanks for looking! Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2005, 09:47:33 AM »
Now THAT is even more wrong than a K1! ;D

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« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2005, 10:21:15 AM »
ok eldar,thems fightin words
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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2005, 12:18:53 PM »
Hey it is not like i was picking on ALL K's before 78! Just the K1! 

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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2005, 12:33:00 PM »
yea,i noticed
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2005, 02:41:57 PM »
yea,i noticed

Yeah, that's it Dusty, Eldy's been making fun of our K1's for weeks now, for no good reason! Do you think you could do me a favour and ride over to his house and "Put a cap in his ass" for me mate?

The things he's been saying are just terrible, and after I've only tried to give him an honest appraisal of where his ol' K8 sits in the SOHC-4 "food chain"? That boy needs a shooting, no question! Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 06:06:41 AM »
yea,just get me some directions. ;D
mark
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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 08:19:08 AM »
HaH even on your K1s I could still outrun your cap!!!! Then after your rough ride that causes you to shoot out your own tire, I would still be K8 enough to come and give you a hand! ;D ;D :D

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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 09:29:12 AM »
eldar,you`re killin me here.roflmao :D
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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 09:43:29 AM »
That happens when terry posts so much sheep doo!

How about this one.

I will ride backwards so you can catch up, then you can go slower and maybe without all the bouncing, you might accidently shoot in my direction! ;D

That one is kinda good too! 

See terry started all this, it really is his fault!

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« Reply #15 on: October 11, 2005, 10:58:34 AM »
i see you are trying to turn us k1 guys against each other,aint gonna work
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« Reply #16 on: October 11, 2005, 11:00:38 AM »
It is true though, you can even ask quail! Terry is a big old meanie just cause he passed up a K8! So backfires go to him! ;D

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #17 on: October 11, 2005, 11:11:36 AM »
terry,chime in here fella defend yourself
mark
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« Reply #18 on: October 11, 2005, 01:52:16 PM »
Oh didnt you hear???? Terry broke down on his  ?1!!! ;D

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« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2005, 02:36:08 PM »
Ok I suppose I will start going easy on those k1s. Maybe i will move to the 550s or something.

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2005, 06:08:47 PM »
Eldar

I have come to know that you can't make a Yugo driver belive he owns a piece of crap if they can't pull thier heads out of thier ass.  All they know is crap.  Thus the K1-(yugo) k8 debate.

Terry USA
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2005, 07:17:19 PM »
terry,chime in here fella defend yourself

Well it happened to me again today, one of the guys at work was so excited that he'd found me a Honda CB750 at the local metal recyclers, and I could buy it for scrap value! Woohoo!

I drove my little truck over there right away hoping that the frame was straight so I could use it for my (eventual) K9 project,(F2 engine in a K1-K6 frame etc)  or if the bike was good enough, add it to my CB750 collection.

Anyway, you can imagine my disgust when I finally arrived to find that it was a K8! Bloody hell, the guys there were obviously embarrassed too for not letting my guy know what it was, and even tried to give it to me for free!

Apparently it'd been there for awhile, and some other guys had come out, seen what it was, and declined to take it with them too, so they were getting desperate to unload the horrible thing, apparently they were concerned that it'd lower their land value? I asked them what would happen to it if I didn't take it and they said they'd just crush it and it'd go to another plant to be melted down.

I eventually took the front wheel (near new tire) and the battery, but couldn't see anything else of any real value, so as I left they were firing up the "Gas Axe", to put it out of it's misery. I must say it did seem to run well, (it was a "one owner" bike with only 14000 Kms on the clock) but that fat tank and "potty chair" seat just put me off completely?

Oh well, in my personal quest to make the world a more beautiful place, one less fat slug of a K8 in the world is always a good thing, I thought to myself as I drove away, whistling to myself............... Cheers, Terry. ;D 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: My Prayer
« Reply #22 on: October 11, 2005, 07:50:23 PM »
Jeez, all this K8 bashing makes the Harley crap seem pretty mild.  ;D They are, after all, all SOHC's.. right?  ;D
We'll all be someone else's PO some day.

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« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2005, 05:02:00 AM »
way to go terry,im proud of you
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« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2005, 05:02:31 AM »
and bob,harley bashing gets so boring sometime
mark
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