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Offline Pinhead

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Monkey Business
« on: February 05, 2009, 10:34:19 PM »
Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.

The villagers, knowing there were many monkeys, went to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.

He then announced that he would buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the villagers efforts and they started catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.

The assistant told the villagers, "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my boss has already collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when my boss returns, you can sell them to him for $50."

The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.

They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!

Now you have a better understanding of how the WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WORKS !!!

It doesn't get much clearer than this........
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 03:15:13 AM »
i knew something was up when i saw the 700 billion dollars
pretty good
here's what i don't understand
if i spent money i don't have and can't pay back i go to jail
how can those congressmen do the same thing and not go to jail
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 03:15:56 AM »
by the way it's now up to 920 billion
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 04:18:38 AM »
a few of the monkeys actually got a job.....

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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 11:09:54 AM »
lmao

Any time Iron Butterfly gets played while monkeys are working on a car... it's funny.

I wish there was a butt load of monkeys running around instead of a tax increase to reward scoundrels.
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 01:32:49 PM »
i knew something was up when i saw the 700 billion dollars
pretty good
here's what i don't understand
if i spent money i don't have and can't pay back i go to jail
how can those congressmen do the same thing and not go to jail

Because no one holds them accountable.... Personally I think we should bring back public humiliation. But only for elected officials.  :D :D
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 05:41:16 PM »
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 07:54:59 AM »
ahhh, so that's what monkeys are for ;D
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Re: Monkey Business
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 06:02:21 PM »
Who WOULDN'T want a monkey? ...and $20 or even $35 sounds like a pretty good deal on one.  Especially a chimp.   ;)
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