Three men are standing at the Pearly Gates waiting for entry. St. Peter explains, "There was a hurricane in the Bible Belt. Unless you've got a good reason for being here, you're spending some time in Purgatory until we get all these Holy Rollers processed."
The first man says, "I live on the 21st floor of an apartment building. I use my stair-stepper on my balcony to work out every morning. This morning I slipped and fell over my balcony. I thought I was dead but I managed to grab the railing of the apartment below me. There was a guy there who, I thought, was going to help me up. Instead he smashed my hands until I fell. Miraculously, trees and bushes broke my fall. I got up, only to see a refridgerator coming down on me, and here I am.
St. Peter said, "How traumatic! Not your fault at all. You may enter."
The second man says, "I live on the 20th floor of an apartment building and I know my wife is fooling around. I come home from work at lunch and when I walk in I know something's up. Sure enough, I look out on the balcony and the SOB is hanging off my railing. I smash his hands and he drops, but the bastard doesn't die! I get so mad I take our deep freezer and flip it over the rail, squashing him. The stress causes a massive heart attack that kills me, and here I am.
St Peter says, " Not totally innocent, but I'll allow you to enter."
The third guy says, " O.K., picture this. I'm hiding inside a freezer....."
