Author Topic: Is Your Cat Trying to Kill You? (Read 3300 times)

1981cb650c · « **on:** February 11, 2009, 06:48:54 PM »

http://www.heyquiz.com/quiz/cat_kill

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:29:22 PM »

thats funny as hell

333 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:43:53 PM »

And yet another reason I have a dog.

eldar · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2009, 07:55:34 PM »

I had a url of that. Funny sh!t

Tim in Ohio · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2009, 08:44:44 PM »

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary

6:00am - At last! I Go Pee! My favorite thing!
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
6:00 pm - They’re home! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

- Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

- Day 984 of my captivity.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter” I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.” I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

- Day 985 of my captivity.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.

For now…

Gordon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2009, 10:30:07 PM »

Tim, that goes right along with my belief that all loving house cats are just suffering from a severe case of Stockholm Syndrome. My cat sure has it bad.

Ecosse · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2009, 11:36:14 PM »

87% chance either one (or both!) of my cats are trying to kill me.

Here comes one now, gotta go!

Grumpol · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2009, 11:48:18 PM »

98%, 82% and 45% ( well he just ignores us exept at feeding times lol)
I`M GOING TO DIE

CBJoe · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:40:11 AM »

All 6 of my cats came up with >89%

I'm having trouble sleeping

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2009, 03:55:31 AM »

This little treasure

Aced the test - 100%

Half way u the stairs is her favourite resting place $:-\$

Ecosse · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:22:40 AM »

Been nice knowing ya CrisPDuk...

j-conn · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2009, 07:42:18 AM »

my cat gets 100%
his aka is space man spiff.
he will frequently look off into a direction as if a space craft just crashed and dart off into another room usually using chairs/walls to bank off of... then walk back as if nothing happened.
i am convinced he lives in spiffs world of aliens

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2009, 04:42:01 PM »

All cats are evil...

74cb750 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2009, 07:12:21 AM »

I only see one of my cats at night....he must be plotting something.

MJL · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2009, 07:13:44 PM »

A couple years ago I used to stay at my brother's apt on occasion. I'd sleep on the couch and wake up with his cat laying on my chest. Sometimes I'd wake from the disgusting cat breath, and sometimes it'd be from the cat licking my nose. ugh.

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2009, 01:59:02 AM »

Quote from: Ecosse on February 12, 2009, 07:22:40 AM

Been nice knowing ya CrisPDuk...

Now I'm on to her though, I might tand a chance $:-\$

Besides, she's nearly 14 years old now, so I've only got to be on my guard for another 5 or 6 years

Gordon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2009, 07:16:19 AM »

Quote from: CrisPDuk on February 15, 2009, 01:59:02 AM

Besides, she's nearly 14 years old now, so I've only got to be on my guard for another 5 or 6 years

Ahh, but now that she's nearing the end, she has nothing left to lose.

Ecosse · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2009, 08:28:42 AM »

Quote from: Gordon on February 15, 2009, 07:16:19 AM

Quote from: CrisPDuk on February 15, 2009, 01:59:02 AM

Besides, she's nearly 14 years old now, so I've only got to be on my guard for another 5 or 6 years

Ahh, but now that she's nearing the end, she has nothing left to lose.

“Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill”

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2009, 03:51:19 PM »

You're all starting to really scare me now

Besides, she's got more important busines to deal with at the moment, laying down The Law to this

We call her Dee

Tiddles calls it Fresh Meat

Markcb750 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2009, 04:02:24 PM »

We had a cat, I got to call it Thomas Covenant, or TC. Any other Unbeliever fans?

Cost me 600 bucks to have the plumb bob string extracted from its gut because it could no longer make any Catr s**t. Like this was a bad thing.

It still died a year later, heart failure the vet said. My wife morned for f'n months, I told the kids that if she doesn't morn me at least half as long she had to be cut out of the will.

The only this worse then a cat, a dog.

DarkRider · « **Reply #20 on:** February 16, 2009, 05:40:02 AM »

We have two cats at the house...Psy and Kinky (roommates sister named her since she was her cat at the time and its because of the cats tail so get your mind out of the gutter). Psy usually is quite friendly with either Spike or me. So she isnt the threat...Kinky however......That cat hates nearly everyone except Des who was her owner but cannot have her at her new house. I even look towards her sometimes she hisses...Psy did mess with the comp once then realised that was a bad idea...turned the thing back on before i had a chance to react lol. Working on the Crawler the other night..the comp and light near it flick off..then the light and monitor go back on..had to push the power button..and heres psy looking up at me near the power bar with a face like "please dont kill me i goofed up!"

TE 450 Pilot · « **Reply #21 on:** February 21, 2009, 07:34:38 AM »

Best cat video i have ever seen.

rbmgf7 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:34:35 PM »

lol. i liked that

Quote from: fishhead on February 21, 2009, 05:26:58 AM

Watch out, cats are reall good at being "stealth"
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M[/youtube]

funny vid. my cat does the same thing but after about three peeks he'll just run at me

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Author Topic: Is Your Cat Trying to Kill You? (Read 3300 times)

1981cb650c

fuzzybutt

eldar

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