Topic: Stuff you have found in your newly purchased home???

[74cb750]

Damn Bobby, that's h-arse! 

[MRieck]

 Great reading. I was a superintendent of a 50 unit apartment complex in Boston in the 80's. I found the usual drugs/paraphernalia, marijuana growing systems, gay porn, transvestite fake boobs, 3 foot dildos, hand cuffs etc, etc. I used to find human crap in the public laundry room every Wednesday like clock work. WTF???

[billybobobrain]

10 gallons of used motor oil, 6 bad car tires and a broken washer dryer set.

[UnCrash]

I used to find human crap in the public laundry room every Wednesday like clock work. WTF???

When I was a freshman in High School, each day a fresh crap would be found in front of a different classroom.  We had 3,600 kids in the school so about 100 classrooms... 

About a month and a half into the school year they found a graduate from the past year who was half looney had taken up residence in the catwalks of the auditorium.

They called him the "Mad $h1tter"

[74cb750]

oh, I forgot to mention, I also had to pay to remove 148 tires from the front yard of my new house!

[my78k]

Yeah the backyard of this house was a write off too....I borrowed my dad's utility trailer (4x8 trailer with 2 foot walls) and made 4 trips to the dump. He was a roofer so there were rolls of roofing and shingles and wood but it was all crap as it had been sitting out for a loooonnnggg time. Under the pile was a 13 foot canoe. I dug it out and was getting it cleaned up when one night I come home and it was gone. The only person who could have known it was there was the PO so I assume he came back for it...BASTARD!!! That was the only thing remotely close to salvageable!

Dennis

[Dougy Dougy Dune Buggy]

Well this was about 4 years ago, we were moving into the new house in a Bay Area Town that had a naval base(Mare Island, Vallejo,Ca.) and the backyard was severely overgrown with weeds, empty wood boxes etc...well we started weed-eating the weeds and when we got to the front corner of the property
we found a 1/4 scale one man submarine that used to be up on a sign in front of the swabby bars right near the front of the main entrance to the base...after researching it somewhat we found that it had been stolen quite a few years prior, well we dug around in it and it contained articles like a hard hat, some paperwork dated like 1967-68 and an old pack of lucky strike non filters, matches, an old pair of holy boots and many layers of rat/etc. crap..kind of like a mini time capsule....we contacted a friend who was stationed ther before it closed and he said the naval history museum in town would like to come look at it, they did and asked if they could remove it, we said "sure thing!" and they loaded it up & took off downtown, i don't know what happened to it from there?
DOUG/DWYJ

[Blasbo]

We moved in to a 100+ year old house a few years back, but haven't found that much. It hasn't been like the TV show "If walls could talk".
A carpenter found a really old whiskey bottle behind a chimney in the attic and I found a scrap of newspaper from 1936 when I tore out a bathroom wall.

[fuzzybutt]

found an old cavalry saddle from the 1800's in the attic of the place i had in florida. it was all dry rotted and falling apart, but cleaned up and liberally sprayed with lexol conditioner made it a nice living room ornament. donated it to an equestrian museum in virginia.

[mkramer1121]

dropped something behind the washer, pulled it out and found a #$%*ty pair of tighty whities from the previous owner....also found boxes of hardwood flooring in the attic above the garage and the spare tire for the previous owners truck...

[Caaveman82]

found a #$%*ty pair of tighty whities from the previous owner

lmao that is nasty dude.

[firecracker]

found a #$%*ty pair of tighty whities from the previous owner

lmao that is nasty dude.

Have you already forgotten:

"...yet another sex toy!!! This one is for a guy however and is shaped like a..."

My definition of nasty finds in a home has been completely altered...     

[Caaveman82]

Not forgotten, but something about poop stained undies to me is more gross than a sex toy.

[my78k]

A used sex toy? Probably not cleaned up afterwards?? Used by a person who was likely Hep C positive??

I am still cringing just thinking of it....Although the having someone else find four fingers in their place did make me feel a bit better!! 

Dennis

[74cb750]

For sure, finding 4 fingers takes the cake.

[Pinhead]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention... Over 100 pairs of miss-matched shoes, and over 350 pairs of pantyhose. In one room.