Lucas is world-famous for their #$%*ty electronics. You can find Lucas jokes all over the internet, such gems as:
"The three-position Lucas switch--SMOKE, SMOLDER, and IGNITE."
"The original anti-theft devices--Lucas Electric products."
"If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either."
And my personal favorite:
"During the 1970's, Lucas diversified its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product Lucas ever offered which didn't suck."