The Amish thing reminds me of a good story. Mike Myers did a skit on Saturday Night Live about a Scottish dude who worked in a store called "Everything Scottish", and the catch phrase was "If it's not Scottish, it's CRAP"( with a heavy accent and rolling of the "r" in "crap). So, my wife and kids used to weekend about an hour and a half away, and we would pass this place called "Everything Amish". One weekend, obviously after seeing the rerun on Nickelodeon, my son(probably about 10 at the time) spouts off the catch phrase with a perfect roll on the "r", and replacing "Amish" for Scottish. We laughed for about 30 minutes.