Open a gay bar. You'll make a ton of cash.
Call it "The Throbbing Cock"
For a logo have a rooster with a stubbed toe.
People will know what's up.
Gay's are good tippers too man.
I did a small stint when I was hard up for cash, bartending at The Gay 90's in Minneapolis, I would get 5 and 10 spots all night, and I am not even attractive what so ever to gays, they are just generally good tippers!
Also you will never have to worry about bar fights, well not as often as any other bar at least.
Hmmmmm..... well, im sure thats a great plan. Not really what i was lookin to get myself into. Let me know how it works out for you. Best of luck.
Haha, it's a joke man.
We have a bar here that is really popular called Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge.
The place has been featured on the food network before.
Real simple premis. It's a tiki bar with some really good pizza. Houses all types.
G's, Hipsters, Geeks, Gays, Punks, Greasers, Jocks, Frat Boys/Girls.
You name it, it's just got a cool atmosphere.
Lot's of good bars have weak names.
"Palmers" "Nomad World Pub" "Stand-up Frank's" (not a comedy club)
Just name it something that will relate to the kind of people you want in there. You don't want a bunch of broke booze hounds that can't pay their tab lol!