Well from a certain point of view:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
4. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.
5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
