Deepest sympathy for your pain and suffering. Get pictures of your wounds and bruises to show to the jury later.
I would have to agree that a flesh eating lawyer is the only way to exact punishment on the non-sohc heathens and unbelievers. I wish you were here in SE Pennsy. I know some real shysters who would love to chew on some teenage kid and his dad for breakfast.
And if you have any doubts, it is always the teenager at fault in the accident!