A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said "Quick bring me another beer before it starts". This time she looked al ittle angry but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick get me another beer before it starts".
"That's It", she blows her top! "You Bastard, you waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave getting beer after beer. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighs "Oh #$%*, it's started
