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Offline 1timduke

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Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« on: March 22, 2009, 05:31:54 PM »
Caught this guy about 5 miles from the Mexican border.   I'm wondering WTF???   Any ideas???

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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 05:43:50 PM »
oh ya!  don't you know!

the Mary Kay MC is only the hippest and most fashionable motorcycle gayng on the block!
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 05:49:15 PM »
1.  Dude probably just enjoys occasionally beating the crap out of rude strangers and figures that riding around on a stretched, hot-pink bike will afford him that opportunity more often.   

2.  As the member of a biker club who's the latest on paying his dues, he has to ride the pink bike.

3.  He lost a bet.

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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 06:08:30 PM »
Ha Ha Ha Haaa!!!

Thank you sir for starting the ball rolling. Had these gems just itching to come out, as it were.  ::)

I like yours best.
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 06:28:17 PM »
A few of my favorite things are pink! :o
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 11:55:27 PM »
I wouldn't say anything at all to that guy.
He looks like if he was pissed/hungry enough he would beat the crap out of you and then eat you!
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2009, 12:08:28 AM »
Does that patch on his jacket look familiar to anyone? Just wondering.


That poor bike is begging to be crushed.  :'(
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2009, 03:30:00 AM »
Looks like a Z1.....ugh..not cool...however...get rid of the thin ass struts, replace them with shocks and paint the bike a different color it would be bad ass.
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 05:00:25 AM »
O, check this out then:
http://www.tvkdiana.pl/rudnik/foto10/210720061a.jpg
This is a wicker bike, that ROLLS!!! Was made to act in an advert.
Here is is, the 2nd one:

Soo, its not wicked bike, it's WICKER bike!
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 07:38:58 PM »
Oops, forgot to attach it.

Ahhhhh....   Modify.....

Thanks martino1972

-Tim
« Last Edit: March 24, 2009, 08:59:03 PM by 1timduke »
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2009, 10:26:35 PM »
Quote from: 1timduke on March 23, 2009, 07:38:58 PM
Oops, forgot to attach it.

when you post a reply and made a mistake,you can click on the modify button right top corner of your post..and then add/delete as you wish..
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2009, 10:42:00 PM »
Mistake?! I'll tell ya what a mistake is... it's that pink sissy bike at the beginning of this thread! Thaaaat's right, you heard me, sissy bike !

And if that big fat nancy was right here I'd tell that to his face.

"Ooooh look at me, I dare you to say something about my Malibu 1%er Barbie motorcycle!"


 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :-* uh oh, I better remove that last 'kissing' smiley or he'll think I'm hot for his bad boy self!




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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2009, 10:48:09 PM »
Quote from: Gordon on March 22, 2009, 05:49:15 PM

3.  He lost a bet.

 ;D ;D

If I had to guess it would be he lost a bet.
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2009, 11:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Ecosse on March 23, 2009, 10:42:00 PM
Mistake?! I'll tell ya what a mistake is... it's that pink sissy bike at the beginning of this thread! Thaaaat's right, you heard me, sissy bike !

And if that big fat nancy was right here I'd tell that to his face.

"Ooooh look at me, I dare you to say something about my Malibu 1%er Barbie motorcycle!"


 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :-* uh oh, I better remove that last 'kissing' smiley or he'll think I'm hot for his fence hopping-bad boy self!




I'll go into hiding now.

HAHAHAHA!!! Nancy is right  :D
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2009, 11:44:41 PM »
I thought he looked more like a clementine   :D :D
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2009, 06:54:52 AM »
fence-hopping?

dude might hop a donut... but a fence?
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2009, 02:56:21 AM »
Quote from: vinmans brew on March 24, 2009, 09:09:49 AM
You all aint seen nothing!

http://japanify.me/2009/03/crazy-customized-stretch-scooters-in-japan.html

I didn't see any scooters. All I saw was cute Japanese girls everywhere.   ;D
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2009, 10:27:54 AM »
Great. Wait until the lowered Civic $400 carbon fiber muffler crowd gets a whiff of this.
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2009, 01:10:24 PM »
Quote from: Ecosse on March 25, 2009, 10:27:54 AM
Great. Wait until the lowered Civic $400 carbon fiber muffler crowd gets a whiff of this.

lol Way ahead of you..... I'm scouring craigslist now for a cheap scooter.....

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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2009, 04:35:58 PM »
only thing more sad than this thread is that i have a collection of pink motorcycles.

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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2009, 04:40:22 PM »
Quote from: HavocTurbo on March 25, 2009, 01:10:24 PM
Quote from: Ecosse on March 25, 2009, 10:27:54 AM
Great. Wait until the lowered Civic $400 carbon fiber muffler crowd gets a whiff of this.

lol Way ahead of you..... I'm scouring craigslist now for a cheap scooter.....

 ;D ;D :D :D ;D ;D
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2009, 05:56:51 PM »
last of the pink nightmares... i can purge my files now.
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2009, 11:15:17 AM »
haha complete with heart shaped exhaust....

st.valentine's day present from hell.
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Re: Hardcore Bikers Only Club
« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2009, 03:14:22 AM »
That chap was probably heading for San Francisco, where pink is always in fashion. ;)
Not too sure about the cornering caabilities of them there stretched scooters though, ground clearance being only 2 millimetres. ;D
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