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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2009, 01:45:45 PM »
Ugh.  Some people's children...
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2009, 02:09:23 PM »
all i know is if i were stupid enough to try that i'd be shot. i dont know who is dumber between the 2, the husband for doing it or, the wife for not killing his ass

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2009, 10:16:21 AM »
i wish i could remember wee i saw this video but there was one  were a guy is on the computer at the kitchen table. the chick slams a cookie sheet on his head. he gets back at her - he is on the computer and says "come look at this" when she does he smack her on the a$$ really hard. when she tilts her head back to scream he shoves a pie into her face.
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 10:23:01 AM »
Pie in the face- funny, ripping off your wife's eyebrow- sadistic.
Eyebrows grow back in a long amount of time, I knew a kid in Junior high that had his eyebrows ripped off by his sister- they didn't grow back until high school. Poor kid.
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 10:43:57 AM »
Maybe she should do that to his patch below when he is sleeping.

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 03:36:25 PM »
Yeah, I'd be sleeping w/ one eye open for a looooong time.   Revenge is a dish best served cold!
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 06:51:01 PM »
Bugger better sleep on his stomach for awhile.   I would've freakin' killed him.
no.... I would've played it cool like she did.  Then I would've cut chunks out of his hair while he was sleeping and reset his alarm clock  'bout half an hour late. :) 

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2009, 07:07:45 PM »
i'd likely wake up with my entire head covered in wax. i'm a heavy sleeper once i fall asleep, i'd never know a thing till she started pulling out my hair, beard and mustache. virginia is vindictive in cases like that.  :D

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2009, 07:12:10 PM »
When I was in college, my friend/roommate Dave emptied a bottle of shampoo and replaced the contents with Nair.  I was in on the trick.  My other roommate Rob, took a shower and it fried his hair, it didn't all fall out like we though it would, but he had to shave it anyway.   Oh, the stuff you do when young and dumb and drunk.

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2009, 07:16:40 PM »
my very first roomate, i was 22. rocky had a bad bad habit of drinking till he passed out and would snore and fart and puke on the couch. after a month of this, i had had enough, told him if it happened again he was going to lose ALL of his hair. when he passed out even pouring ice water all over him he wouldnt even stir. well, that friday night he drank an entire bottle of jack black and of course passed out. i got a 200 foot roll of ductape and wrapped his entire body with it, including his head, and rocky as hairy as he was lost it all when he woke up and had to unwrap himself. after that he would only drink in his bedroom with the door bolted. sleeping people are fun

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2009, 07:31:44 PM »
my ex used to drink to horrific excess (and by 'horrific' I mean, he puked and I cleaned) so the 'last' time, I whipped out the sharpies and drew on the back of his shaved head. it was great.
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 08:07:04 AM »
What a f*ckin' jerk.
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2009, 09:23:24 AM »
If you ask me that guy ranks right up there with your son in law. I hope none of my daughters are smart enough to stay away from idiots like that.

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2009, 10:49:30 AM »
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I hope none of my daughters are smart enough to stay away from idiots like that.

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2009, 10:53:43 AM »
i saw that nonsense and don't need to again... what an ass.

do that #$%* to the cat or the dog but not a person that must go face the world everyday. 

edit:  i didn't really mean wax the animals... more like shave them hilariously or die them w/ koolaid.   ;D
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2009, 10:56:55 AM »
Oops that's a typo and a half. ;D hehehe. I hope they stay away from them is what I meant, I really don't want to have to beat the hell out of a son  in law.

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2009, 02:11:11 PM »
i saw that nonsense and don't need to again... what an ass.

do that #$%* to the cat or the dog but not a person that must go face the world everyday. 

edit:  i didn't really mean wax the animals... more like shave them hilariously or die them w/ koolaid.   ;D

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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2009, 02:18:55 PM »
our little white kitty, appropriately or inappropriately named Danzig, was blue for a while... quite comical!   ;D
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 02:39:41 AM »
I would be so dead, deader than a dead dingos donger mate!
Jaffa would so get me good, I'd be scared to sleep or even turn my back!
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Re: this guy waxed his wifes eyebrow while she was sleeping
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2009, 05:22:34 AM »
DUMB#$@!
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