Author Topic: Hey little girl.......‏ (Read 2538 times)

cleveland · « **on:** March 23, 2009, 09:02:29 PM »

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking..
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer!
I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the f*ckin Honda instead of a Harley, YOU RIDE IT!"

mrbreeze · « **Reply #1 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:08:37 PM »

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:10:44 AM »

Shouldn't that be F*cking harley instead of a Honda?

Steve F · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2009, 07:29:05 PM »

Quote from: vinmans brew on March 24, 2009, 09:10:44 AM

Shouldn't that be F*cking harley instead of a Honda?

I would think so......

cleveland · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2009, 08:18:50 PM »

I live in Milwaukee a.k.a. Harley town. It's a funny joke, I figured the folks here could handle it.

Ichiban 4 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:45:02 AM »

Quote from: cleveland on March 24, 2009, 08:18:50 PM

I live in Milwaukee a.k.a. Harley town. It's a funny joke, I figured the folks here could handle it.

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Well..Harley and Honda both have plants in Pennsylvania too..so don't think the location has much to do with it (although I guess some Milwaukeean's may think not).

Gotta say though..that as one who originally rode Harley's..saw them almost go under in the 60's (along with Indian)..then especially when AMF had them..and actually saved by the revival of bike riding's reputation by Honda ("you meet the nicest people..")..I have to agree that the joke should be f*cking Harley rather than the other way around.

But..this could go on forever..I realize. I just feel that the reason I..and I assume most members here ARE members of SOHC 4 Forums..is because we prefer Honda's over Harley's..or at least consider them equal.. So..why try to provoke something by trashing Hondas?

Rock on..

Ichi

cleveland · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:55:22 AM »

No joke is funny when you have to explain it, but I will anyway.

The Harley mentality around here is unreal and I can only imagine how many times a situation like this one has really happened. Obviously Honda makes a more reliable motorcycle, and Harley is all about image. Thus it's funny to hear a joke where the father purchased the better bike and the daughter doesn't want to ride on it because it doesn't carry the bad boy image.

It's just a joke guys.

Gordon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:34:23 AM »

Quote from: cleveland on March 25, 2009, 04:55:22 AM

It's just a joke guys.

Seriously! He's not trying to provoke anything here. This is the "Humor" forum, if you can't handle it, then you should probably stay away.

Inigo Montoya · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:35:20 AM »

Well I think it is funny

Ichiban 4 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:55:49 PM »

Quote from: Gordon on March 25, 2009, 05:34:23 AM

Quote from: cleveland on March 25, 2009, 04:55:22 AM

It's just a joke guys.

Seriously! He's not trying to provoke anything here. This is the "Humor" forum, if you can't handle it, then you should probably stay away.

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Sorry..don't buy the line that "It's only a joke..so get over it". As I was told several times on threads I started: You don't own it..and you can't control what other may have opinions on. Once it's posted..you have to accept the fact that others have their opinions. Also think the "if you can't handle it..then should stay away" is a cop-out position..although also know that one of Gordy's favorite positions is as devil's advocate.

Can appreciate that Cleveland's post was as humor..no need to explain or justify. Ha ha. Also reserve my opinion to say that implicitly it was meant to provoke a negative response from Honda owners. If not..then it would have been better posted on a Harley website. As said before..this Harley versus Honda (Indian, Triumph, BMW, et al.) thing has been going on for ages. Much longer than any of us here..have been around. Will probably continue as long as there are Harley and "et al." owners.

Matta ne,

Ichi

rhos1355 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:26:46 PM »

Yeah, Cleveland.

Are you with us or against us?

jameseb444 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2009, 06:38:31 PM »

I'm with Cleveland. I like controversy. I also hear Honda jokes all day in the summer around all my Harley riding co-workers. I'm keeping my Honda and enjoying the jokes.

cleveland · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2009, 08:17:22 PM »

2 wheels are two wheels. There is no "with us" with me, I like all bikes. Hell, I wave to guys on scooters! Besides, if you can't make fun of the things you like and enjoy.....

Gordon · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2009, 08:23:37 PM »

Quote from: jameseb444 on March 26, 2009, 06:38:31 PM

I'm keeping my Honda and enjoying the jokes.

Apparently that's not as easy to do for some as it is for others.

BlindJoe · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2009, 10:59:19 PM »

Quote from: Ichiban 4 on March 25, 2009, 12:45:02 AM

Quote from: cleveland on March 24, 2009, 08:18:50 PM
I live in Milwaukee a.k.a. Harley town. It's a funny joke, I figured the folks here could handle it.

_________________________________________________________

Well..Harley and Honda both have plants in Pennsylvania too..so don't think the location has much to do with it (although I guess some Milwaukeean's may think not).

Gotta say though..that as one who originally rode Harley's..saw them almost go under in the 60's (along with Indian)..then especially when AMF had them..and actually saved by the revival of bike riding's reputation by Honda ("you meet the nicest people..")..I have to agree that the joke should be f*cking Harley rather than the other way around.

But..this could go on forever..I realize. I just feel that the reason I..and I assume most members here ARE members of SOHC 4 Forums..is because we prefer Honda's over Harley's..or at least consider them equal.. So..why try to provoke something by trashing Hondas?

Rock on..

Ichi

Um, Harley was founded IN Milwaukee in 1903 and has operated there more or less continously for 105 years, don't you think roots would run a little deeper there than in Pennsylvania where an assembly plant was opened in '73?

mrbreeze · « **Reply #15 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:01:10 AM »

Hey!!!.....%$#@ them Harley ^%##%^ if they can't take a joke!!!!!!!!
Thats what I usually tell um.....especially after I blow their doors off on a quick 2 block run(usually).Sometimes they got their sh!t jacked up a little or I miss a shift but usually I pull away hittin' 3rd gear!!!
They get pissed when when you tell em you just got beat by a 35+ year old bike that cost butt loads less than what they paid!!!
Its not all about racing though.....if I had the cash to have a Harley right now,I'd have it. I wouldn't sacrifice my Honda for it though because it is irreplacible(is that even a word??).

cb750fbomb · « **Reply #16 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:50:29 AM »

That is hilarious and who cares if it's jokin' on Honda? Jokes a joke. If you can't laugh at yourself $:-\$ ................

dpen · « **Reply #17 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:51:36 AM »

It's a funny joke no matter what bikes are mentioned

efyou · « **Reply #18 on:** March 27, 2009, 02:07:22 PM »

Harley, Honda it doesn't matter; they're both bikes!

My daily rider is a Harley. My new toy is in the picture. I rode jap bikes for 30 years Before I got the Harley. Pretty much every Harley rider I met asked me (jokingly) when I was going to get "a real bike". After I had the (extremely reliable) Harley for 7 years, I stopped playing with it and just rode it. Got bored and bought the Honda chopper. I took it to a Harley dealership BBQ, and everyone fell over themselves looking at it. The Harley never lets me down, and there is nothing like riding one. The chopper runs like #$%*, but I bought it to have something to play with and cuz there isn't another like it. I wouldn't trade or get rid of either!

Hush · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2009, 02:53:25 AM »

Harley owners in NZ are a fairly anal lot, my sister-inlaw just bought a brand new Harley and on the first day it developed a massive oil leak from the head ha ha ha...........that'l teach her to look down her nose at my 30 year old machine ha ha ha.

I've found there are 3 types of Harley owners, type 1 bought a Harley to be seen to "have" a Harley and it will have done less than run-in milage when they go to sell it (my sister-inlaw) type 2 is the hardened biker who thinks anything less than a Harley is crap-grudgingly accepts Triumphs BSA and Norton because they were the first genuine biker ride and allows Italians cos no one else wants to ride with them, type 3 owns a Harley and loves anything with a motor and 2 wheels be it Jap,Brit or Italian.
I work with a lot of type 3's

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