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Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« on: March 25, 2009, 04:57:47 PM »
I have second place waiting in the wings too.  :'(
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2009, 05:41:52 PM »
That is hard to understand.
You can't make too much popcorn, but you can definately eat too much popcorn.

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2009, 05:49:18 PM »
Red is my right, red is my right, red is my right....






#2? this be #2.



anyone else remember the Rat Fink?

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2009, 05:54:01 PM »
grew up on big daddy roth!
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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2009, 06:05:13 PM »
The Fink would look at home on that chopper.

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2009, 06:28:21 PM »
I have second place waiting in the wings too.  :'(

So where is Second Place!?!
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2009, 06:40:06 PM »
That thing needs training wheels
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2009, 06:45:24 PM »
you have to have long arms to ride that thing

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2009, 06:51:52 PM »
the stupidest chopper and the master of the obvious.   ;D
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2009, 07:01:06 PM »
man, i thought i lost the other one. waaay too many pix in the files.

this one may just be roadworthy.
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2009, 09:41:07 PM »

The mental image of ape hangers used to amuse me. I think the person who created that "piece" must milk cows for a living. ;D
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2009, 09:59:24 PM »
Literally have to have ape arms to reach those handles  :D
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2009, 10:15:17 PM »
He doesn't have to worry about looking around the gas tank.... He can see under it!

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2009, 10:35:38 PM »
WTH?

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2009, 10:13:07 AM »
It's at this point I would exclaim artistic expression because god knows I have made some stupid #$%* in my time....

but that's just OBVIOUSLY making it difficult to ride. and then why build it if you cannot ride it.
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 10:25:12 AM »
That is hard to understand.



That sums up my response as well....
WTF came to mind.
Why waste even a harley on something like that....


I can see show bikes... but you can ride most of them if need be!



I'm at a loss for this guys train of thought with that front end.
Either not the right 'scripts, or too much coke/meth? A bad acid trip come to life?




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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2009, 10:27:15 AM »
hahhaa.....



Ok, I think I got it now.



My son(4 years old) walked by to see what I was laughing at, and said"wow, thats cool dad"
Some people grow old, but not grow up....



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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2009, 10:34:42 AM »
hahhaa.....



Ok, I think I got it now.



My son(4 years old) walked by to see what I was laughing at, and said"wow, thats cool dad"
Some people grow old, but not grow up....



:)




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i did the same thing , with the same response   ;D     leave it to the kids to clear things up for us  ;)

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2009, 10:59:55 AM »
Let's all be honest... How many of you have done something, not because it was practical, but because you thought it was cool!?!  Or you've done something just for the challenge of it, and to prove the Nay-Sayers wrong?

I wouldn't build/ride a chopper like that, but it would be impressive to stand next to.  (maybe even sit on)

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2009, 01:14:57 PM »
good points all. we can use a bit of levity in our lives huh? no one better suited to get us to loosen up than children.







still sooopid though.  ::)




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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2009, 09:00:11 AM »
How many of you have done something, not because it was practical, but because you thought it was cool!?!  Or you've done something just for the challenge of it, and to prove the Nay-Sayers wrong?



Done both of those....
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2009, 12:49:20 AM »
I have second place waiting in the wings too.  :'(

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« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2009, 02:21:20 AM »
I have second place waiting in the wings too.  :'(

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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2009, 02:37:38 AM »
First they came for the stupid color schemes, and I said nothing because I did not have a stupid color scheme.

Then they came for the reasonable chopper that was way way disproportionally stretched at the neck, my bike was fine so I said nothing.

Then they came for the small engine powered self destructing rube goldberg style machines that at the time seemed like a good idea to build from all the junk laying around but now just makes me nervous.

And there was no one left to speak for me  ;D ;D ;D ;D




In short, I kind of like it.
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Re: Worlds Stupidest Chopper
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2009, 09:29:00 AM »
one mans nightmare....

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another mans wet dream........
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