1. "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
2. The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are:
"Why is it doing that?"
"Where are we?"
and
"Oh, #$%*!"
3. "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
4. "Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once!"