Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my
operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the
easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head
and the ass are interchangeable.
