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Offline my78k

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Heard this one before but I don't think it was on here
« on: April 18, 2009, 08:01:23 AM »

A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, ’Hello.
My name is Carmen.'

'That's a beautiful name' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'

'No' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the things
that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose ’Carmen’.

'What's your name?'


He answered, 'B.J. Titsengolf.'

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Re: Heard this one before but I don't think it was on here
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 08:02:45 AM »
HAHHAHA... I nearly pissed myself...


thats good!



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Re: Heard this one before but I don't think it was on here
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2009, 10:42:47 AM »
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Re: Heard this one before but I don't think it was on here
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2009, 08:10:12 PM »
Ha ha. I think I met that couple.
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