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« Reply #125 on: April 29, 2009, 10:52:29 AM »
...............Any of the wankers...............




Wankers??
Wot, you going all British on us now , Bung??



Oh pish posh.  God save the Queen and all that guvnah.

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« Reply #126 on: April 29, 2009, 10:55:25 AM »
...............Any of the wankers...............




Wankers??
Wot, you going all British on us now , Bung??



Oh pish posh.  God save the Queen and all that guvnah.

Off for a spot of tea and crumpets.

Don't stop there!  Go ahead and bum a fag while you're at it!! ;D ;D

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« Reply #127 on: April 29, 2009, 11:05:37 AM »
...............Any of the wankers...............




Wankers??
Wot, you going all British on us now , Bung??



Oh pish posh.  God save the Queen and all that guvnah.

Off for a spot of tea and crumpets.

Don't stop there!  Go ahead and bum a fag while you're at it!! ;D ;D


LOL
I bet it's phrases like that that have you yanks it stitches!
For us it's more like:

"Why did you build the castle so near the airport?"

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« Reply #128 on: April 29, 2009, 11:12:06 AM »

"Why did you build the castle so near the airport?"

I'm confused... :-\


I bet you guys get a kick out of "fanny pack". ;D

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« Reply #129 on: April 29, 2009, 11:31:56 AM »
This knob sure sounds like this  http://forums.sohc4.net/index.php?topic=48273.0
knob....no?

They all sound the same. 

I think it's time to move this whole thread over to the SPBT! ;D

What and ruin the earnest and respectable entity that is the SPBT?  Retract that statement, sir.  I for one find it in quite poor taste.   >:( >:( ;D

Hear, hear noble sir.
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« Reply #130 on: April 29, 2009, 12:00:07 PM »
"Why did you build the castle so near the airport?"

Cross-cultural explanation:

Windsor Castle (where the Queen lives - you don't think she actually lives in Buckingham Palace do you?) has been continuously occupied for over 900 years.

It is also on the flight path from Heathrow (built 1946)

The apocryphal story has the American tourist asking the guide "why did you build the castle so close to the airport?"
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« Reply #131 on: April 29, 2009, 12:03:21 PM »

The apocryphal story has the American tourist asking the guide "why did you build the castle so close to the airport?"

Ahh, gotcha.  Stupid Americans!! ;D

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« Reply #132 on: April 29, 2009, 12:09:32 PM »
"Why did you build the castle so near the airport?"

Cross-cultural explanation:

Windsor Castle (where the Queen lives - you don't think she actually lives in Buckingham Palace do you?) has been continuously occupied for over 900 years.

It is also on the flight path from Heathrow (built 1946)

The apocryphal story has the American tourist asking the guide "why did you build the castle so close to the airport?"

So...why DID they build it so close?
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« Reply #133 on: April 29, 2009, 12:13:05 PM »
Seconded!
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« Reply #134 on: April 29, 2009, 12:24:29 PM »

Don't stop there!  Go ahead and bum a fag while you're at it!! ;D ;D

That's a despicable thing to say Gordon - don't ever accuse an Englishman of not buying his own fags - it's only tramps and the French who think they can get cigarettes for free!  ;)
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« Reply #135 on: April 29, 2009, 12:31:47 PM »
wow, so many replies, in such short time.

look at homebrew wind power for your answer, there are a lot of people using car alternators to generate wind electricity, and the car alternator is the same basically as the cb750 alt, you need to bypass the voltage regulator and power the exciter coil directly from the rectifier output, thus it will begin to magnetize the rotor when it starts turning.  you also need to add a "primer" magnetic field to the rotors, the wind people were using a small magnet sunk into one of the rotor "fins", that would produce a small voltage just to get the whole thing started before it cascades.  if i were doing it, i'd find a ring magnet that would fit around the bolt that holds the rotor on, something fairly flat.  but that's how i would do it if i were trying to do it your way.  honestly, I'm working on a lightweight carbon permanent magnet rotor, which will remove the whole rotor from the engine, which weighs something close to a battery, and this should reduce the flywheel effect also...

Not quite, car alternators have the windings inside the rotating mass which is designed to have some residual magnetism so it will Self Exite if in good order, CB750 dont


true true... I'd bet it would still work because of the "primer" magnet you'd have to add to begin the process... funny now I think about it, the wind guys should be using motorcycle alternators!  no brushes!
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« Reply #136 on: April 29, 2009, 12:42:37 PM »
So to continue the theme:












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« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2009, 12:54:55 PM »
now that is some funny #$%*
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« Reply #138 on: April 29, 2009, 01:12:22 PM »
one of my favorites, cause its one of the warning pictures off a stroller box.

everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #139 on: April 29, 2009, 01:31:48 PM »
 :P

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« Reply #140 on: April 29, 2009, 02:01:39 PM »


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« Reply #141 on: April 29, 2009, 02:18:44 PM »
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everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #143 on: April 29, 2009, 02:24:48 PM »
What's that about your clitoris? ;D ;D
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« Reply #145 on: April 29, 2009, 02:34:53 PM »






:Bender: Everybody was doing it, I just wanted to be popular.:/Bender:
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« Reply #146 on: April 29, 2009, 02:35:33 PM »
What's that about your clitoris? ;D ;D
It owns a home.



I wonder if he is neighbors with Mike Hunt?
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« Reply #147 on: April 29, 2009, 02:37:49 PM »
What's that about your clitoris? ;D ;D
It owns a home.



I wonder if he is neighbors with Mike Hunt?

You forgot Ben Dover, & Phil McKracken.... :D
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« Reply #148 on: April 29, 2009, 02:40:47 PM »
What's that about your clitoris? ;D ;D
It owns a home.



I wonder if he is neighbors with Mike Hunt?

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #149 on: April 29, 2009, 02:42:58 PM »
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