I find these" having to sell my pride and joy" stories just heartwrenching . Every now and then I think perhaps thinning the heard could be a good idea, then , the idea of seller's remorse kicks in.
I know that I would only get another project bike so I could do basically the same thing all over again (maybe some improvements along the way). So I've never thinned the heard, not one, but I have made changes to a few of the machines I don't ride if they've been sitting around awhile. Keeps me busy , the machines current with no sellers remorse, and no buyers remorse either.
Bike storage space for me hasn't been much of an issue for me, but I think if it ever was, the first thing I would do would be decorate the inside of the house with them. Next would be the purchase of enough sheds, or an overseas container to house the collection. Hell, I 've already made bills of sales out to my kids should anything happen to me, they just register them in their names , so these mechanical members of my family get instantly adopted by my own flesh and blood, no lawyers, no BS state restrictions or taxation. But that's just what I do.
Again, I'm feel really bad for you, makes me all teary.
Wouldn't a nice piece of glass over the top of it in the living room make a nice table/side-stand or bar?
Just heartbreaking.