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Offline Shenanigans

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YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« on: May 01, 2009, 02:59:23 AM »
... MANUALLY BREATHING.




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Re: YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 10:18:36 AM »
Not me, I am a robut.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 10:21:01 AM »
your mom is manually breathing!









sorry, this thread just wasn't funny enuf for the humor section   ;D
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Re: YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 01:44:53 PM »
your mom is manually breathing!









sorry, this thread just wasn't funny enuf for the humor section   ;D


Alright alright....

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Heath Ledger jokes can get old  ::) ;D
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Re: YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 10:37:26 AM »
you're goin' to hell for that one.  ;D

me too for laughing.
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Re: YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 03:13:04 PM »
The joke I am most likey going to hell for telling at a cocktail party (it is an old joke)....



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Re: YOU ARE ALL NOW...
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 05:28:00 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

dare i say it's worth the risk?

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